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Definitions by big fat tubby

Elite Ice Hockey League 

a hockey league for british clubs from england, scotland, wales and northern ireland. belfast giants are the most successful team in the competition having won it 6 times. now the sheffield steelers are running away and they will potentially seal their title on the 9th of march
sheffield steelers are on the verge of a Elite Ice Hockey League title

Poole Town vs Plymouth Parkway

known now as the crap pitch derby, these teams have the worst pitches in the southern league and they should be kicked from the league itself. parkway are on the tongue of relegation but poole are in the mid table area.
poole town vs plymouth parkway is a crap pitch derby

Mid June Rugby Tests 

the mid june rugby tests are tests where teams from the northern hemisphere go on a tour to play the teams from the southern hemisphere. most teams go to new zealand, australia and south africa as they are some of the best rugby teams. mid june tests dont happen in world cup years cut they have the RWC warm up matches instead
wheres england going for the mid june rugby tests?

new zealand i think mate
one hell of a year to be honest, the films that came out were banging and barcelona were in their prime. the world cup also happened with new zealand winning in the final against their aussie rivals. alot of banging films like minions and inside out also made the year very special
2015 was probably the greatest year of the 2010s decade
i agree
2015 by big fat tubby March 3, 2024

Sheffield Steelers 

english ice hockey team who are currently en route to winning the league this season. they are the most hated team in the league and they have a rivalry with the nottingham panthers for some reason. usually people refer to them as the squealers, which makes sense
Sheffield Steelers look very likely to win the EIHL this season
the greatest fucking british home shop to ever step on one bit of planet earth. in 2023 they decided to make a grease style advert and fuck me it was the greatest advert to ever be on TV. dunelm is basically like the same thing as heaven and some of the people that work there have some very nice asses
dunelm oh yes
Dunelm by big fat tubby December 15, 2023

Mr Parsons 

Sarum Academys new no nonsense bald man who will always patrol the academys grounds to check that all the students are in lesson. he got hired in summer 2023 by jennifer moore and since then he has been a dick to all the pupils that attend sarum. he is a media teacher and most of the pupils in the class have given up and they decide to play games.
Mr Parsons by big fat tubby December 15, 2023