big al's definitions

crust

The dried vaginal secretions that can appear around the clitoral area of women who do not bathe themselves.

Damn, did you see the crust on that bitch?

by Big Al September 15, 2003

magik

Being a drag queen, being able to rub your chest all day long while moaning

OMG, you so magik !!!11 one one LOL

by Big Al July 3, 2003

380

middle caliber gun equivalent to 38.

i popped him wit my 380

by Big Al May 4, 2004

crap-nasty

act of shitting your pants so bad that it goes everywhere and gets on everything

1) oh shit guys, i just went crap-nasty all over myself

by Big Al May 13, 2005

jerkin' the gerkin'

vigorously masturbate

i jerk the gerkin' everyday

by big al December 10, 2003

tea bagging

to dip your balls into a persons mouth while they lay on their back with hot water in their mouth.

I did some tea bagging with Melanie last night but stopped when the water got cold.

by Big Al June 25, 2004

flurp

To playfully blow upon another persons skin in a way to make a "farting" sound.

She smiled and then gave me a flurp.

by Big Al February 24, 2004