big al's definitions

crust

The dried vaginal secretions that can appear around the clitoral area of women who do not bathe themselves.

Damn, did you see the crust on that bitch?

by Big Al September 15, 2003

freaky bitch

girl who will do anything, any time, anywhere, with anybody.

paris hilton

by big al December 9, 2003

Love Rocket

A term referring to a man's reproductive gland (a cock).

My love rocket blasted off into Suzie's coochie nebula last night, bong!!!!

by Big Al November 3, 2003

strategery

The key to George W. Bush's presidency. Used by janky strategerists.

Dude: "How would you sum up your campaign in one word Mr. Bush?"
Bush: "Strategery"

by big Al February 3, 2003

bone sauce

semen, cum

I gave Melanie's face a mightly hefty load of bone sauce last night.

by Big Al June 17, 2004

iron pipe of fuk-nasty

another word for dick; a well-worked dick that is very powerful

1) hey girl, wanna take a ride on the iron pipe of fuk-nasty
2) man with the iron pipe of fuk-nasty, i can drive shit into the ground

by Big Al May 13, 2005

ass-snack

A crapulous festoonery of unimanginible proportions of snackiness with some ass, sweet succulent ass added for snacktacular perfection. Also, a target of homosexual attraction.

That guy is such an ass-snack....did you see his flagrant use of his forpoopstacka?

by Big Al August 30, 2003