A person who skateboards (well who'd a thunk it??) There are 2 types of boarders
1) People who can actually do shit, and do it for the sake of skating, for the pure joy. They don't just give up if they injure themselves once.
2) People who only skate cause they think it's cool and actually can't skate but promote themselves as skaters just because they bought a board. Also, the only other skateboarder they know is Tony Hawk. Commonly think that decks are in your backyard, where you put your lawn furniture on.
1) People who can actually do shit, and do it for the sake of skating, for the pure joy. They don't just give up if they injure themselves once.
2) People who only skate cause they think it's cool and actually can't skate but promote themselves as skaters just because they bought a board. Also, the only other skateboarder they know is Tony Hawk. Commonly think that decks are in your backyard, where you put your lawn furniture on.
1) *enter name* is a skate boarder.
2) real: nice deck, dude.
fake: um...thanks? My mom just had it repainted.
real: huh? no...deck...you know...part of your board...you helflip on it and do McTwists...
fake: hey..aren't McTwists some sort food at McDonalds...
real: OK then...*coughcouchsneeze*loser...
2) real: nice deck, dude.
fake: um...thanks? My mom just had it repainted.
real: huh? no...deck...you know...part of your board...you helflip on it and do McTwists...
fake: hey..aren't McTwists some sort food at McDonalds...
real: OK then...*coughcouchsneeze*loser...
by Bex December 03, 2003

by bex April 26, 2005

A huge dork who gets her bubble burst, fruitcake eaten, and cherry popped (Hey, you came up with that comeback, not me...). She spends too much time talking on the phone with the coolest person ever - Bex.
by Bex December 15, 2003

by Bex May 05, 2004

Fartish, a not so common word only used in the rural parts of new jersey and an exclusive part of nebraska. fartish can be used as an adjective, noun, verb, adverb, almost anything.
Adjective: You are a fartish person!
Noun: That fartish never gave me my money.
Verb: He just fartished all over the place.
Adverb: Wow, did you see that man run fartishly?
Noun: That fartish never gave me my money.
Verb: He just fartished all over the place.
Adverb: Wow, did you see that man run fartishly?
by bex April 05, 2005

A form of female masterbation.
by Bex July 30, 2003

An objest used for one of the greatest sports ever...SNOWBOARDING. Whether your're carving down a steep mountain side, ripping up the park with insane mad shit, just cruising or a beginner...Once you go Board you never go back.
I have a snowboard.
by Bex December 03, 2003
