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rootbeer

A soda that despite it's clever name actually contains no beer.
Jane drank all the rootbeer...greedy bitch.
by BETTY CROCKER June 26, 2006
mugGet the rootbeermug.

gigglebug

One who believes she has every disease known to man.
frequently diagnosed with Munchausen syndrome.

Will exagerate stories beyond belief.
Poster 1 - I just lost my baby, I'm so sad.

A "gigglebug" I lost 28 babies, 3 sets of tripples, 5 sets of twins, all before i even turned 23, so really...you should be comforting ME."
by BETTY CROCKER June 18, 2008
mugGet the gigglebugmug.

circus

A place where children watch lions and tigers and bears. Herion addicts become "clowns", the floors and seats are sticky as hell and the popcorn and peanuts taste like shit.
I paid $10 to bring the kids to the circus...I'll pay $20 to get out of ever going again.
by BETTY CROCKER June 26, 2006
mugGet the circusmug.

kool-aid

The universal drink of the ghetto.
comes in many flavors such as grape, cherry, blueberry etc, but known to the ghetto natives as red, purple etc.

also used as a slang term to describe a situation.
You all up in my kool-aid and don't even know the flavor.

What kind of kool-aid do you want?...
ummm...red
by BETTY CROCKER June 26, 2006
mugGet the kool-aidmug.

crackhead

1. one who partakes in smoking crack cocaine.
2. One who can run like the wind when s/he believes that quazimotto is chasing him/her.
3. one who will try to sell thier dog on e-bay.
4. If you live in a hotel, have no food, are pregnant, and your only worry is when/how to score...you are a crackhead.
5. one who acts "crackish"
6. A Jarrod or an Izatt.
7. A "parent" of a Crack baby.
8. The person who robbed you.
Police : FREEZE! your under arrest.

person: "help, the moon is following me! it won't leave me alone! It's laughing at me!! LAUGHING!

Police: Fucking crackhead!
by BETTY CROCKER June 22, 2006
mugGet the crackheadmug.

baby mama

1.Who to make the check out to.
2.The mother of your children.
3.A source of endless emotional pain and/or headaches
If that check bounces your baby mama is going to kick your ass.

haha your baby mama left your ass and now she's with that guy!! you suck
by BETTY CROCKER June 25, 2006
mugGet the baby mamamug.

daddy

The word daddy is not defined by wether or not a man has a biological child. You can never produce a child and be a daddy, likewise you can have 20 kids and never be a daddy.

A daddy is a man who cares for a child's both physical and emotional needs. He puts the child's wants and needs ahead of his own.

A man who does a half ass job of raising his child is usually rewarded with drug addicted, nympho, wife beating, jail bird's - these men a frequently but not always known as baby daddy's

A true daddy is hard to come by, but and a truely special thing.
The little girl hugged her daddy.
by BETTY CROCKER June 26, 2006
mugGet the daddymug.

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