daddy

The word daddy is not defined by wether or not a man has a biological child. You can never produce a child and be a daddy, likewise you can have 20 kids and never be a daddy.

A daddy is a man who cares for a child's both physical and emotional needs. He puts the child's wants and needs ahead of his own.

A man who does a half ass job of raising his child is usually rewarded with drug addicted, nympho, wife beating, jail bird's - these men a frequently but not always known as baby daddy's

A true daddy is hard to come but and a truely special thing.
Layla loves her daddy.

Daddy took Kaylee swimming today.
by BETTY CROCKER June 25, 2006
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cumputer

A computer with no other purpose than to use as a tool to view porn.
husband to wife -

I'm gonna be on the cumputer for a while honey, don't disturb me I have alot of work to do.
by BETTY CROCKER June 24, 2006
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cereal natzi

One who keeps all the cereal.
another way of saying your hogging all the cereal.
person 1 - let me get another bowl of Lucky Charms.

person 2 - man cereal is a BREAKFAST food...it's too late...no more lucky charms for you.

person 1 - your a fucking cereal natzi!
by BETTY CROCKER June 27, 2006
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hyphy

a word that was made up by Keek the Sneak because he couln't think of anything that rhymes with likely...so intro - hyphy ( hyphie ) The word Hyphy was since ripped off by rapper E-40, who made a WHOLE song out of the non-sense word.
Everytime someone says hyphy they sound like an idiot...

man 1 - hey lets go get hyphy

man 2 - wtf is hyphy...??

man 1 - ummm...I don't know...but it sounds SO COOL!

man 2 - your a fag.
by betty crocker July 18, 2006
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shindig

A gathering of 10 or less people, usually involving a few beers. A shindig will almost never turn into a party because only broke ass people attend a shindig...hence, the reason there are only A FEW beers.
hey jimmy you gonna go to your sister's shindig?

I ain't got nothing better to do.
by BETTY CROCKER June 24, 2006
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fun sucker

Someone who can find a way to suck the fun out of ANY situation. The said person usually starts off by complaining and/or nagging...before you know it s/he has gone into full suction mode ruining the day.
by BETTY CROCKER June 27, 2006
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ghost ride the bus

when you ghost ride the bus you run along the side of the bus, because you don't have enough money to get in...this is followed by stopping at each bus stop asking for spare change to get on.
nicole spent all her money on drugs, so she had to ghost ride the bus to work.
by BETTY CROCKER June 27, 2006
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