betty crocker's definitions

baby daddy

1.The Payee.
2.One who owes large sums of money.
3.Your punishment for bad sex but good genes.

He ain't shit, that's just my baby daddy.

by BETTY CROCKER June 26, 2006

baby mama

1.Who to make the check out to.
2.The mother of your children.
3.A source of endless emotional pain and/or headaches

If that check bounces your baby mama is going to kick your ass.

haha your baby mama left your ass and now she's with that guy!! you suck

by BETTY CROCKER June 26, 2006

rootbeer

A soda that despite it's clever name actually contains no beer.

Jane drank all the rootbeer...greedy bitch.

by BETTY CROCKER June 26, 2006

Blackness monster

A blackness monster is the blackest person in the pool.

Swim away! It's the blackness monster.

by BETTY CROCKER June 26, 2006

cry baby

1. Someone that whines constantly.

2. An upset child or infant.

3. A sour yellow candy.

Shut up, your such a cry baby!

I want something sour, gimme a cry baby.

by BETTY CROCKER June 26, 2006

circus

A place where children watch lions and tigers and bears. Herion addicts become "clowns", the floors and seats are sticky as hell and the popcorn and peanuts taste like shit.

I paid $10 to bring the kids to the circus...I'll pay $20 to get out of ever going again.

by BETTY CROCKER June 26, 2006

kool-aid

The universal drink of the ghetto.
comes in many flavors such as grape, cherry, blueberry etc, but known to the ghetto natives as red, purple etc.

also used as a slang term to describe a situation.

You all up in my kool-aid and don't even know the flavor.

What kind of kool-aid do you want?...
ummm...red

by BETTY CROCKER June 26, 2006