bethany's definitions

broke

take a fall

lmao she slipped n got broke

by bethany September 29, 2003

Mark Speight

Used to present a children's art program on CBBC called SMart, along with a guy called Jay something and a woman called Kirsten something. I don't know if the program is still going or not, though.
I saw him in St. John's Wood a couple of weeks ago. He's my new celebrity friend.

Mark Speight: Hello and welcome to SMart! Today blah blah blah...

by Bethany August 31, 2006

Shlappa

a girl who wears skanky clothing and is popular and thinks she can fit in anywhere

check out that chick in the tiny miniskirt! she is such a shlappa

by Bethany August 2, 2004

lube

when a man loves a man and they want to practice their love

"i love you"
"ok then lets use lube to practice our love"

by Bethany December 1, 2004

townie

A townie is a scumbag!In other words there should be banned or even killed.There think that terroising people who aren't a townie is "well ard".Normally a female townie will wear some "well class trakkiez" or some tight jeanz wiv PRINCESS OR BABE on the rear end of them.There will wear large gold hooped earings which obviously aren't real gold and a massive gold clown.They will also have their face covered in cheap foundation normally purchased from "da wkd poundy" and blue eyeshadow n mascara.

Male townies:Will ave der 1 ear pierced which there boast there done thereselves.Will wear bowt "20 pure sovvyz". Der will wear sum "top class trakkiez" n a burberry cap which iz facing da sky!!!

Origh m8?
Oright? luk at ma well wkd pure sovvyz gt em 2day from h.samuel
oh..aye..der safe dem r bruv

by Bethany May 13, 2005

canoodle

To mess/fuck/screw around with. Flirting, would be a more accurate term.

Arwen likes to canoodle with Lachlan on the Ferris Wheel.

by Bethany August 24, 2004

gay dance

The unbelievably brilliant dance that Stefan Olsdal, of the equally brilliant band Placebo does on stage, often but not limited to the song Taste In Men. I think he might have been gay dancing a bit during Protege Moi at Wembley 2004 but I'm not sure, I couldn't see very well....
The gay dance involves a lot of hip swinging, arms in the air and general sexual energy. Ask any Placbeo fan about it and they'll probably give you a demonstration.

Someone: "Oh you really should have been there, I was right infront of Stef while he was gay dancing!"
Someone else: "ugh you're so lucky!"
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Stefan: *gay dances*

by Bethany September 24, 2005