egomaniacal jackass: Hey fuckers! I bet I can run 20km faster than you can and still have to energy to kick all of your asses!
non-egomaniacal jackass: Fuck off dude, I could knock you off your feet, stop being an egomaniacal jackass just to impress Brittany.
non-egomaniacal jackass: Fuck off dude, I could knock you off your feet, stop being an egomaniacal jackass just to impress Brittany.
by benormous April 14, 2006
Julien: Bubs, we're making you a wrestling ring.
Bubbles: Fuck ya boys, I better go and get my Green Bastard costume!
Bubbles: Fuck ya boys, I better go and get my Green Bastard costume!
by benormous April 17, 2006
When one has to pee really bad.
The expression: "my teeth are floating" is used. To describe that one is so full of urine it has filled up their body to the back of their throught making there teeth float in the urine.
The expression: "my teeth are floating" is used. To describe that one is so full of urine it has filled up their body to the back of their throught making there teeth float in the urine.
Guy 1: My teeth are floating, but the line for the bathroom is too long.
Guy 2: Dude, just piss yourself and get it over with.
Guy 1: Nah, I'd rather pee on the Merry-Go-Round.
Guy 2: Dude, just piss yourself and get it over with.
Guy 1: Nah, I'd rather pee on the Merry-Go-Round.
by benormous December 01, 2005
A word in the french language that americans don't know how to use in english
French Translation: Thank you
French Translation: Thank you
French Canadian: Monsieur, you forgot your wallet.
American: Gimme that you fucking theif!!!
French Canadian: Your Welcome!
American: Gimme that you fucking theif!!!
French Canadian: Your Welcome!
by Benormous July 06, 2005
Apparently, Durham is a great place to grow pot. Get your hydroponics, it's time to start a grow-op!
by benormous April 07, 2006
Capital city of Manitoba, Canada.
Seasons: Winter, harsh; Spring, floods; Summer, dry and tolerable; Fall, nothing fun happens.
Temperatures range from -50 to +30 degrees celcius
Ups: Folk Fest(Hippy gathering), lot's of weed, great bands, Slurpees(Slurpee capital), it's better than Regina.
Downs: Natives, mosquitos, murder capital of Canada, bad weather, bad roads, lot's of car theft.
Nicknames: the 'Peg, Winterpeg, Win-a-pig
Name origin: Winnipeg is Cree for Muddy Water, because it was founded on a spot where two rivers met, now called the Forks. The Forks is where the Assinboine River and the Red River meet.
Seasons: Winter, harsh; Spring, floods; Summer, dry and tolerable; Fall, nothing fun happens.
Temperatures range from -50 to +30 degrees celcius
Ups: Folk Fest(Hippy gathering), lot's of weed, great bands, Slurpees(Slurpee capital), it's better than Regina.
Downs: Natives, mosquitos, murder capital of Canada, bad weather, bad roads, lot's of car theft.
Nicknames: the 'Peg, Winterpeg, Win-a-pig
Name origin: Winnipeg is Cree for Muddy Water, because it was founded on a spot where two rivers met, now called the Forks. The Forks is where the Assinboine River and the Red River meet.
Come to Winnipeg, smoke some weed, buy a Slurpee, get your car jacked by natives, throw a bike in the Red River and run to safety from the West Nile infected mosquitoes, then ask yourself, how can Regina be any worse?
by benormous April 22, 2006
Pat: What are you going to study at colledge?
Sam: Mycology.
Pat: What's that?
Sam: Something about mushrooms, I'm gonna try jack some shrooms.
Sam: Mycology.
Pat: What's that?
Sam: Something about mushrooms, I'm gonna try jack some shrooms.
by benormous April 25, 2006