gangstarism

Not to be confused with a mannerism or spoonerism, a 'ganstarism' is any sort of pronounciation that would be used in a gangsta-like manner.

gangster would become gangsta

player would become playa

the would become da

etc...

by benormous August 29, 2005

jumper cables

Double titty twister. Preformed on an unsuspecting victim by either leading into by questioning, or by complete surprise attack. Once preformed, prepare for your victims relflexes to kick in, you might get caught in their rage.

***Warning: If preformed several times you might find yourself with few friends.

Jerry: So, Brittany, do you know what jumper cables are?
Brittany: Uhh... no... why?
Jerry: Oh! Well nevermi.... JUMPER CABLES!!!
*Jumper cables are preformed*
Brittany: Fuck you Jerry! You just lost a friend!

by benormous April 25, 2006

the 40-year-old virgin

A hilarious movie featuring Steve Carell as the main character, Andy Stitzer, who is being harassed to get laid.

Eric: Hey man, remember in the 40-year-old virgin when Dave said, "Do you know how I know you're gay?..."
Tom: 'Cause you saw Rent three times.

by benormous April 17, 2006

mean shroomer

A person who acts unusually mean after eating magic mushrooms

Ex 1: Evan: Ben!!! Get me a fucking orange juice or i'll kill you!!!

Ex 2: Evan: Ben, I swear to fucking God if i had a gun i would have shot you (when Evan said that it scared me)

by benormous August 29, 2005

bathroom

For men a bathroom is a place to piss, shit, vomit, jerk off, shower, shave and read.

For women a bathroom is a place to wash up, prepare, shave, brush, bath, relax, clean and to chat.

For many, the bathroom is the last stronghold of privacy.

Steve: Oh fuck, I feel terrible, I can't tell if I'm goin to shit or vomit.
Jeff: Whatever your problems are you can resolve them in the bathroom.

by benormous April 14, 2006

no strings

A response to a too good proposal. Asking if there's no catch and your not going to be expected to do something in return.

A shorter form of "no strings attached"

Dude 1: Here, you can borrow my car for your road trip.
Dude 2: For real! No strings?

by benormous January 27, 2006

knucks

A synonym to pound it. It is a fist to fist contact in a congratulatory way. Often used to replace a high 5 or shaking hands.

Steve: Hell yeah! This Euro-trip rocks!
Jerry: I know, check out that european ass!
Steve & Jerry: Knucks!

by Benormous April 19, 2006