Jose Contreras: I had the ladies, but Ghostface Killah had the American Airlines, so I lost 50 bucks.
Bruce Lee: I wipe my ass with 50 bucks.
Bruce Lee: I wipe my ass with 50 bucks.
by benny b from the bronx February 22, 2005
Vodka drank the next day to defeat a vodka hangover; an update of hair of the dog that bit you. Other drinks could be substituted for vodka as long as you come up with a new animal. For example, hair of the demon that violated you could be tequila.
Bruce Lee: What's in that?
Jose Contreras: Some more vodka. I'm struggling from last night, hopefully this shit will ease me up.
Bruce Lee: Ahh, hair of the bear that mauled you, huh?
Jose Contreras: Some more vodka. I'm struggling from last night, hopefully this shit will ease me up.
Bruce Lee: Ahh, hair of the bear that mauled you, huh?
by benny b from the bronx August 17, 2007
1. an awkwardly tall girl who is also quite skinny, at times frighteningly so
the combination of these unflattering traits make for a particularly repulsive looking female
According to the foremost Combat Giraffe expert on the East Coast, commonly referred to as woo, these strange creatures are usually characterized by oafishness, but they do not lug around, it is more accurately described as a flailing of the limbs
the combination of these unflattering traits make for a particularly repulsive looking female
According to the foremost Combat Giraffe expert on the East Coast, commonly referred to as woo, these strange creatures are usually characterized by oafishness, but they do not lug around, it is more accurately described as a flailing of the limbs
Bruce Lee: Becky looks terrifying today... I had nightmares about her last night.
Jose Contreras: No shit ese. that's because she's a fucking combat giraffe: her neck is taller than i am and shes skinny enough to fall through a crack in the floor. She slapped me yesterday so hard with her flailing arms that I crumbled.
Jose Contreras: No shit ese. that's because she's a fucking combat giraffe: her neck is taller than i am and shes skinny enough to fall through a crack in the floor. She slapped me yesterday so hard with her flailing arms that I crumbled.
by benny b from the bronx November 03, 2004
born John Austin in Watts, CA
he was a voracious reader as a child and eventually developed into one of the hottest rappers around cerca '94 and '95 with a knack for complex lyrics. his much awaited debut album "Soul On Ice" was critically acclaimed, but its lack of mainstream appeal (partially due to mediocre, yet underrated beats) made it a commercial failure. However, that album alone made him widely regarded by hip-hop heads as one of the most talented rap lyricists of all time. Unfortunately, after his debut album, he rarely fulfilled the potential that he showed in his early career. His second album, with the exception of a few standout tracks, "Rasassination" (1998) was a poor effort from such a talented artist. Unfortunately, due to difficulties with his record label and legal trouble, much of his material was not released until well after it was recorded. His most recent solo album "Van Gogh" was a sure improvement from his sophomore slump, but its failure to produce any one classic track had it fail to meet the impossibly high expectations that are now placed on Ras Kass. His most accomplished song has to be "Nature of the Threat", which appears on "Soul On Ice"; it is a detailed description of the history of racism and religion, particularly propagandist racism and religion and Ras spent 6 months researching and writing this 7+ minute track with no hook, a rarity in rap today. This dedication is unmatched by most of the so-called "legends" of rap... for example 2pac recorded "All Eyez On Me", his most commercially successful album, in 16 days. Despite the fact that Ras Kass seems to be beyond his prime, he is still much more refreshing than over 90% of the rap that you will hear on the radio these days. He is also an excellent freestyler. In response to the many rap fans who criticize Ras' choice of beats, I once read an interview which stated something along the lines of "To criticize the beats in Soul On Ice is like criticizing the cinematography in Clerks"... think about that.
Here is a Ras Kass quotable...
and most emcees aint prepared /
so what i say goes over ya head like pubic hairs /
he was a voracious reader as a child and eventually developed into one of the hottest rappers around cerca '94 and '95 with a knack for complex lyrics. his much awaited debut album "Soul On Ice" was critically acclaimed, but its lack of mainstream appeal (partially due to mediocre, yet underrated beats) made it a commercial failure. However, that album alone made him widely regarded by hip-hop heads as one of the most talented rap lyricists of all time. Unfortunately, after his debut album, he rarely fulfilled the potential that he showed in his early career. His second album, with the exception of a few standout tracks, "Rasassination" (1998) was a poor effort from such a talented artist. Unfortunately, due to difficulties with his record label and legal trouble, much of his material was not released until well after it was recorded. His most recent solo album "Van Gogh" was a sure improvement from his sophomore slump, but its failure to produce any one classic track had it fail to meet the impossibly high expectations that are now placed on Ras Kass. His most accomplished song has to be "Nature of the Threat", which appears on "Soul On Ice"; it is a detailed description of the history of racism and religion, particularly propagandist racism and religion and Ras spent 6 months researching and writing this 7+ minute track with no hook, a rarity in rap today. This dedication is unmatched by most of the so-called "legends" of rap... for example 2pac recorded "All Eyez On Me", his most commercially successful album, in 16 days. Despite the fact that Ras Kass seems to be beyond his prime, he is still much more refreshing than over 90% of the rap that you will hear on the radio these days. He is also an excellent freestyler. In response to the many rap fans who criticize Ras' choice of beats, I once read an interview which stated something along the lines of "To criticize the beats in Soul On Ice is like criticizing the cinematography in Clerks"... think about that.
Here is a Ras Kass quotable...
and most emcees aint prepared /
so what i say goes over ya head like pubic hairs /
Jose Contreras: I think Ras Kass is the best lyricist of all time.
Bruce Lee: Perhaps he is the most talented lyricist of all time, but he is rarely in top form. Therefore, it is ludicrous to compare him with the likes of Rakim, KRS-One and even our generation's Aesop Rock.
Bruce Lee: Perhaps he is the most talented lyricist of all time, but he is rarely in top form. Therefore, it is ludicrous to compare him with the likes of Rakim, KRS-One and even our generation's Aesop Rock.
by benny b from the bronx August 24, 2004
a more esoteric word for
"butterface" used in instances where the object of ridicule is within ear shot
defined as a chick who has a bangin body, but a particularly ugly face. basically, she is hot everywhere BUT her FACE.
"butterface" used in instances where the object of ridicule is within ear shot
defined as a chick who has a bangin body, but a particularly ugly face. basically, she is hot everywhere BUT her FACE.
jose contreras: damn, check out the ass on that bonita, ese!
bruce lee: naw brotha, look at her face, its all infected and shit. she a butface.
bruce lee: naw brotha, look at her face, its all infected and shit. she a butface.
by benny b from the bronx October 18, 2004
See belly buster.
Straight draw in which only one card will complete your hand, a.k.a. an inside straight draw. For example, you complete a gutshot straight when an eight is dealt to complete a 7-8-9-10-J straight.
Straight draw in which only one card will complete your hand, a.k.a. an inside straight draw. For example, you complete a gutshot straight when an eight is dealt to complete a 7-8-9-10-J straight.
Jose Contreras: Ray Lewis made the gutshot straight on the turn, that lucky bastard.
Bruce Lee: If you ever call Ray Lewis a bastard again he will mutilate you and then proceed to eat your children.
Bruce Lee: If you ever call Ray Lewis a bastard again he will mutilate you and then proceed to eat your children.
by benny b from the bronx February 22, 2005
In Texas Hold'em and Omaha variations of poker, the final faceup card dealt and the last round of betting; in Stud games, the fifth card dealt (the third one dealt faceup).
Bruce Lee: Mo made his inside straight on fifth street!
Jose Contreras: Let's stab him after the game.
Jose Contreras: Let's stab him after the game.
by benny b from the bronx February 22, 2005