blackout brigade

n. a group of heavy drinkers

Jose Contreras: Looks like the blackout brigade just walked in
Bruce Lee: Please! I could outdrink that whole group of p*ssyf*cks!!

by benny b from the bronx May 17, 2006

advertise

In poker, to make a loose play with the intent of looking like a loose player, thus inducing extra action from your opponents later.

Jose Contreras: Wow, I'm calling that motherfucker from now on, he's playing with garbage.
Bruce Lee: He's just advertising you dumb fuck, Johnny is usually tigher than a mouse.

by benny b from the bronx February 21, 2005

Fury

1. unrelenting ruthlessness and rage; pure intensity and determination, mixed with anger; a feeling commonly felt by a badass
2. a statement demonstrating one's immeasurable, and at times entirely random, anger

1. The fury that Ray Lewis exuded in his bone-crushing tackle on Kellen Winslow was so palpable that the majority of the stadium was left in everlasting fear.
2.
Jose Contreras: whats up man?
Bruce Lee: FURY!!
Jose Contreras: good point.

by benny b from the bronx October 21, 2004

belly buster

Straight draw in which only one card will complete your hand, a.k.a. an inside straight draw. For example, you complete a belly buster straight when an eight is dealt to complete a 7-8-9-10-J straight.

Jose Contreras: He went all-in with a belly buster and got fucked in the ass.
Bruce Lee: He lost money?
Jose Contreras: 200,000 bucks

by benny b from the bronx February 21, 2005

alcoporn

n. the suggestive pictures and prose used in beer, wine and liquor ads

Jose Contreras: Why is that beer bottle shaped like a naked woman??
Bruce Lee: Typical alcoporn dude

by benny b from the bronx May 17, 2006

barlot

n. a woman who can walk into a bar completely broke and get completely drunk

Jose Contreras: Jesus, that dress is tight... and she doesn't have a purse! What the hell is she doing in a bar?
Bruce Lee: Taking advantage of desperate males, she's a barlot you idiot

by benny b from the bronx May 17, 2006

johan ludwig von

used as a prefix to someone's given name to connotate respect and good standing
sort of like "my dear friend," but more rapistadorian and germanic

originated by the world-renowned mastertrician Angus MacBruce... Mr. MacBruce has received a degree in the masterly arts (including masterism, masterology, masterography, mastiophonics, and others)

Bruce Lee: johan ludwig von jose, i connote respect and good standing to your name and family and admire your flamboyant pants.
JC gives BL a look of inspiration...
Jose Contreras: I thank you kind sir!

by benny b from the bronx November 11, 2004