ben dover's definitions

wal-mart

who to blame when your job has been sent to Asia

I had a good paying job until Wal-Mart came to town, now I'm on welfare.

by Ben Dover January 19, 2004

Jewish pancake

When you put you breasts up against the window at a boys bar mitzvah and loudly sing "to the windows,to the walls!"

Becky Jewish pancaked on Saturday because tommy dared her

by Ben Dover May 11, 2014

Cherochaun

Half Cherokee Indian and Half Leprechaun that plays with his shillelagh wants to play with Pocahantas.Originates from Chief Sitting Shillelagh located in Southern Virginia,may be mistaken for an Arab.

Between 6'2 and 6'8 black hair,mark of the beast in middle of forehead,or red dot has protruding nose and unibrow.When intoxicated head may hang low.

by Ben Dover August 5, 2004

Got'Em

something to say after getting a girl up the ass

I guy is pumping a girl in the ass but she says stop cuz she cant handle the dick so he said " Got'Em!"

by Ben Dover May 23, 2003

esthar bunny

(n) Little bunnies that come out during Easter and sneak into peoples houses to sleep on their couches. They can also guard peope's profiles on AIM from evildoers.

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omg i found an esthar bunny sleeping on my couch last night

by Ben Dover February 29, 2004

fressssssh attire

What retards say when they get too old to rap. Utilized by the Boys, Beasties.

Put Armor All up on your tire. Sport that fressssssh attire.

I am an asshole.

by Ben Dover June 29, 2004

sodomy

when peter "comes" in through the back door with or without his rubbers on

In order to achieve sodomy, you must leave your back door open so peter can "come" inside as he pleases

by Ben Dover November 7, 2003