ben's definitions

Sahlmon

A man who emits foul odors similar to that of a dead salmon fish. The salmon can be found grazing the grounds of washington, dc. Sahlmon usually breeds once per lifetime, with a life expectancy of SIQ.

John: Jesus, what is that horrible smell? I'm about to vomit...
Matt: Don't worry, that's just Sahl.

by Ben April 6, 2005

RC bang

Its when you bang a girl on the top deck of cruise boat and after your finished you toss her overboard.

I just gave a girl an RC bang last night on the sun deck.

by Ben September 4, 2003

SS4

Term used to describe the 4th form of super-saiyan, a form which gives long blonde hair, a glowing aura and immense power.

"Goku beacame an SS4 - the fouth level of the super saiyan!"

by Ben December 7, 2003

God

A word used to make the mentally ill people of our society act like baboons.

Bill:I beleive in GOD
Ben:Your going to rot in the ground like every other living organism.

by ben May 13, 2005

Vegan

Vegetarians that not only choose to avoid ALL animal products, but also impose their beliefs on those of others.

Also, grain used in feeding cattle is not suitable for human consumption.

This vegan bitch told me to put down my hot dog, so i rammed it into her temple and gave her a strawberry milkshake.

by ben May 13, 2005

rig

anything...... if you look at something and don't right away remember what it is called then it is a rig. generally you will be pointing at the object in question.

"hey fuckmook, can you hand me that rig"

by ben January 25, 2004

computer close

a butt

yours

by ben October 23, 2003