ben's definitions

passive aggressive

Personality disorder now dismissed by psychiatrists but a popular term with people who have to label other people. Being verbally helpful but unhelpful in action.

Brian said that he would happily wash my windows, but instead he just spit on them and wiped it with his sleeve, a week late.

by Ben September 3, 2004

throwin D's

pack a lip equivalent.

Wanna throw a D?
Na man, I'm throwin D's with Jim later

by Ben October 17, 2006

peel

To leave or exit or evacuate the scene/premises

yo im bout to peel, this party is wack

by ben May 15, 2003

Paranoia Beast

The paranoia beast is a many-headed, many-horned, invisible beast that descends upon a group of stoners as they slide into mashedness and causes them all to suspect each other of pretty much anything. Repeated exposure to the paranoia beast causes long-term psychosis, and can lead to complete insanity, during which the victim is unable to trust anyone or anything, and is permanently haunted by the beast night and day, when every creak, every knock, every minute sound is the beast's footsteps.

Stoner 1: Is Kenny okay? He's got that strange look in his eyes....
Stoner 2: Looks like he's being visited by the Paranoia Beast. Give him a bit, he'll come round.
Kenny: (Growls)

by Ben November 29, 2005

system of a down

One of the very few unique bands, both lyrically and musically. They are nu-metal, although different from most other nu-metal, mainly in the sense that they're good. I know people who listen to death metal and they agree that System of a Down is a good band. Anyone who calls them "pop" obviously hasn't heard any of their songs, or just wants to be "cool" by putting something controversial in an online dictionary. Although System of a Down has entered the mainstream after the release of Toxicity, it has still maintained a good, unique sound, although gaining many unwanted poser fans.

System of a Down has deep, meaningful lyrics, good vocals, and a unique sound, unlike most other nu-metal. Good thing I can understand the lyrics, unlike many posers who pretend to like them since they saw part of "Aerials" on MTV.

by Ben January 6, 2004

bolitified

mangled, deformed, retarded

Wow that was one fucking bolitified rabbit, it's ear was coming out of its ass.

by Ben November 25, 2003

yo mama

1. A phrase used as a formal declaration of defeat. For example: "Kenneth replied 'yo mama' when he realized he could not counter his opponent's point."

2. The principle part of a "Yo Mama" joke, usually entailing a description of your mother being so "something" that "something" occurred as a result.

1. Amy: You're so ugly!
Gwen: Yeah, well so's YO MAMA!

2. "Yo mama so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!"
"Yo mama so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund."

by Ben September 10, 2003