ben's definitions

Rum

(n) A tasty liquor. Goes great with coke. See Captain Morgan or Bacardi and enjoy.

Hey there, bar keep. Let me get a rum and coke and keep em' comin.

by ben October 6, 2003

NED

Northeast Dick Head. A person from Northeast Philadelphia who goes to bars and starts fights, gets wasted and acts like an idiot. Usually the dickhead who pisses in the sink when there is a long line in the bathroom

Hey Ben, lets go to Flatspins bar, I hear it's banging. No Rob, I don't want to go there and hang out with those fucking NEDS.

by Ben December 2, 2003

shabalazam

to acheive orgasm

I just shabalazaamed all in my pants!

by Ben May 5, 2003

on the bubble

rising to stardom

did you see him he's on the bubble

by ben February 4, 2004

carrot gland

The Carrot Gland that creates diced carrot on demand for inclusion in vomit.

After a big night on the piss, my buddy threw his guts up all over the footpath. The volume of carrot indicated that his carrot gland was in good working order.

by Ben March 14, 2005

Phat

Music having alot of bass, lacking in proper structure. Trance techno

"Check my phat ass bangin' toons mush"

by ben December 15, 2004

Gypsy Hypnosis

A trait commonly found in individuals that move from place to place (or couch to couch) promising money and fortune, but never delivering. They are especially crafty when it comes to eating other people’s food and drinking their boos. One is strongly discouraged from letting one of these types into your home or car and NEVER, I repeat, NEVER loan them money under any circumstance. If you do, forget about any thoughts or attempts at retribution!

Bo must of been under "Gypsy Hypnosis" when he agreed to lend Kevin $150 while they were in Vegas.

by Ben October 18, 2005