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civic

A car owned by millions of wanna-be's
the guy who said he passed the citizenship test is a peice of shit...no one gives a fuck about that shit u dumb fuck...i think ur a racist peice of shit u bitch. i love foreigns more than domestics but ur just a peice of shit. Civics do suck shit. 1 million damn ppl prolly have civics, i would rather have a slow mustang that gets killed by a civic then one of those peices.
by ben February 12, 2004
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President

The term for what has become a mockery of the highest office in the land.

see also "fearmonger"
Turn on the news to see the president trying to scare more people into voting for him.
by Ben November 3, 2004
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chod

A dick that is wider than long
She tried to suck the chod, but had a hard time handling the sheer girth of it.
by Ben July 18, 2003
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bumfuzzling

Absolutely confusing; making no sense at all; total nonsense
Bia stop talkin, u so bumfuzzlin, its makin my head hurt.
by Ben February 24, 2003
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orange ruffy

Ugly redheaded girl - derived from an extremely ugly native fish of Australia
Check out the bloody!
Ooohhh - good orange ruffy
by Ben November 18, 2004
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Gayper

A person who is as gay as they are in the summer, as in the winter, a gay person perticularly when they are snowboarding. See the definition of "Quimby". If the quimby is the meat in the manwitch, the gayper are the surroundings. Commonly characterized by their neon snow gear, and Technine do-rag's.
Matt Cova is a fapping gayper.
by Ben January 19, 2004
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Webbie

a fussy humanoid male. Webbies are extremely slender and are sort of twiggy looking. They have adorable personalities and do webbie things all day, (which can only be described as webbiness). Webbies get super hyped by small compliments or success and super depressed by small setbacks. In a lot of ways they are similar to pets but far exceeds an animal pet in terms of intelligence.
A common thing to keep in mind when you own a webbie.

Webbie, stop overeating or-else you will have stomach ache tomorrow!!
by Ben September 14, 2014
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