ben's definitions
1) (verb) To brag excessively, usually over computer components 2) (verb) To have a meaningless discussion over abstract theories; a pissing contest 3) To masturbate
1) Fucking NICK won't stop wanking about his 386 laptop and how it was the new hotness 84 years ago.
2) The moronic intellectual was wanking off about his latest 'theorem'
3) Everytime I have a wank I wipe out a small civilization
2) The moronic intellectual was wanking off about his latest 'theorem'
3) Everytime I have a wank I wipe out a small civilization
by Ben August 11, 2003
Get the wankmug. Translates roughly to "The coolest person alive" or "The epitimy of cool".
There have been incidents of this cool transfering from herself to all others in the vicinity of her. (It is that powerful)
She also happens to be really hot.
There have been incidents of this cool transfering from herself to all others in the vicinity of her. (It is that powerful)
She also happens to be really hot.
by ben January 23, 2004
Get the cambraymug. Originally from the French religious city and latterly associated with The clan Campbell, the Lowdons were known for being Brigands and Border Reivers
With " Lowdon's bonnie woods and braes," Or
"Comin' thro' the rye,"
Or " Highland Mary "--ah! how sad
That those so loved should die!
"Comin' thro' the rye,"
Or " Highland Mary "--ah! how sad
That those so loved should die!
by Ben April 5, 2005
Get the Lowdonmug. by Ben November 20, 2002
Get the crammagemug. During the act of 'whackin off' the hand hits the scrotum and hence 'slapping the nut'. Later colloqialised as the term slapnut
by Ben February 10, 2003
Get the Slapnutmug. a small town south of Pittsburgh that's high school ultimate frisbee team tries to be as cool as the state college kids. currently rated 4th best in the state.
by ben June 8, 2005
Get the Bethel Parkmug. Goth was originally a term used to describe people with a taste for certain bands eg: Bauhaus, Sisters of Mercy, The Cure, etc. in the '80s when punk started to fade out, and with wardrobes predominantly black.
In the 90s and early 2000s the goth subculture seemed to change to include bands such as Nirvana, Linkin Park, Slipknot, Cradle of Filth, etc.
Many goths have a cynical outlook on society and have an evolved sense of humor which has gone beyond the "Ya ma" as an insult and will laugh at others, and at themselves in a healthy way. Goths don't usually care what other people think of them, and don't care if they don't fit in. Goths don't care, either what sexuality, religion, etc. other goths are, and we don't take the piss out of gays because we aren't homophobes.
If you shout insults after a bunch of goths, alot of the time, they might not be offended, but take pride that people are realising that they're individuals.
In the 90s and early 2000s the goth subculture seemed to change to include bands such as Nirvana, Linkin Park, Slipknot, Cradle of Filth, etc.
Many goths have a cynical outlook on society and have an evolved sense of humor which has gone beyond the "Ya ma" as an insult and will laugh at others, and at themselves in a healthy way. Goths don't usually care what other people think of them, and don't care if they don't fit in. Goths don't care, either what sexuality, religion, etc. other goths are, and we don't take the piss out of gays because we aren't homophobes.
If you shout insults after a bunch of goths, alot of the time, they might not be offended, but take pride that people are realising that they're individuals.
by Ben December 4, 2004
Get the gothmug.