ben's definitions

numbum

Sitting in a car for too long making ur arse numb

ive been driving for 29hours and i have a numbum

by Ben April 13, 2005

April Fools' Day

nickname for the first day of april. the one day out of the year that practical jokes are acceptable and encouraged.

"man, that was funny when you woke your dad up at 3 in the morning on april fools day and told him the house was on fire."

by Ben April 3, 2005

anshutz

Simply, in all the meaning of the word, God.

Master of time, space, and dimension.

Master of all things awesome and sweet.

Ninja

Manly

Someone who travels to Europe and enjoys custard.

"Wow, that kid is so anshutz"

by Ben November 9, 2004

the Cheat

1. A yellow cat-like creature with black spots, known only to exist in Strongbadia.

2. One who is not dead.

3. One who looks like the Cheat.

4. One who you can't stay mad at.

The Cheat is not dead....no....the cheat is not dead.

by Ben September 10, 2003

Foo Fighters

The greatest band in the world,
Purveyors of the greatest music around

"Which is the best band in the world?"
-"That would be the Foo Fighters"

by Ben May 17, 2004

orangetastic

Coined by me in reference to a very orange car. My friend then insisted that it is actually a characteristic of my mom. It is noteworthy that he was blazed at the time.

Your mom's orangetastic!

by Ben July 9, 2003

fufner

An old man who wears a hat. Usually sporting a large mustache and cardigan (knitted).

Hey, you sass that hoopy fufner? That cardigan makes him look teh smoog.

by Ben July 27, 2003