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system of a down

One of the very few unique bands, both lyrically and musically. They are nu-metal, although different from most other nu-metal, mainly in the sense that they're good. I know people who listen to death metal and they agree that System of a Down is a good band. Anyone who calls them "pop" obviously hasn't heard any of their songs, or just wants to be "cool" by putting something controversial in an online dictionary. Although System of a Down has entered the mainstream after the release of Toxicity, it has still maintained a good, unique sound, although gaining many unwanted poser fans.

System of a Down has deep, meaningful lyrics, good vocals, and a unique sound, unlike most other nu-metal. Good thing I can understand the lyrics, unlike many posers who pretend to like them since they saw part of "Aerials" on MTV.

by Ben January 6, 2004

red card

A statement used as an indication that another's action or statement immediately preceeding it sharply goes against the social norms of the group. The act must be of such an extreme nature as to cause hysterical disbelief or revulsion among members of the group. Obviously this is much stronger than calling a yellow card on someone.

"Yeah, she was so hot, I was ready to jump all over that."

"Dude, that's my sister, and she's only 15- Red Card!"

by Ben December 28, 2004

president bush

a president who's an idiot, but its not his fault. it runs in the family!

I gotta stay offa them pretzels.-president Bush

by Ben April 4, 2005

Five-to-two-er

A woman so utterly repulsive that five minutes to closing time, wearing your strongest beer-goggles, is the only time you would be forced to approach her.

Mate, getting on for closing time.
Yeah. Just gonna look round for a five-to-two-er, just in case.

by Ben December 7, 2003

power

To increase the meaning of a word

"he was power hard" tim.

by ben May 9, 2003

cashew dick

Some body with a dick shaped like a cashew. i.e. curved, small, and deformed

Most asians have cashew dicks

by Ben April 20, 2005

808 Drums

Or an "808" refer to the Roland TR-808 Rythem Machine that was popular in the 80s and 90s.

The 808 became popular because they could be opened up and "de-tuned" with a few knobs to produce diffrent sounds and outputs that would other wise not be possible from the 808. Commonly used to produce very low leaky sounding bass.

artists who use or refrence the 808 include: The Bestie Boys, Sir Mix Alot, Cypress Hill, Tom Jones, Afriak Bambaataa

more info can be found at the synthmuseum.com

nothing sounds quite like an 808.

by ben February 19, 2005