GARDEN STATE

the shittest state in these untied states.
some people call it home. i call it america's shit hole.

Garden State is americas shit hole and there is nothing u can do about it.

by Bearded Abe March 19, 2005

Redneck America

i like to think that america has both sets of reproduction organs. Flordia is the Penis, cock, wang, whatever you want to call it. Rhode Island is its Clit, small women penis, fun to flcik back and forth, or whatever you want to call it.

America is like anyone who lives in a trailer park in Alabama.

by Bearded Abe March 23, 2005

Led Zeppelin

The most over rated band ever.

Too overrated!!! sorry

by Bearded Abe February 27, 2005

nude

see someone of the oppisite sex with no clothes. then popping a hard on and then doing him/her on the spot. however, it must me gracefull

don't be retarded and fucking get NAKED!!

by Bearded Abe February 28, 2005

Pussy licking

same thing as finger-lickin'-good

Pussy tastes good when its finger licking good.

by Bearded Abe February 28, 2005

Main Line

The Main Line is full of rich, white, jews who drive there fucking BMWs and go out to eat every night. I live on the Main Line. I have been living there since the summer of '99 and I have grown to hate everybody there.

These fuckos think they can do whatever they want because they are jews. When I'm walking somewhere and I see one of these rich fucks I see them looking at me like I'm poor. If you live on the main...go to hell. If you want to live on the main line...you go problems.

The Main Line sucks monkey nuts.

by Bearded Abe February 27, 2005

Wilkes-Barre

Wilkes-Barre not as redneck as Pottstown and Wellsboro... Where RAPE AND MURDER is not news to a citizen.

Wilkes-Barre not as redneck as Pottstown and Wellsboro

by Bearded Abe February 26, 2005