bearded abe's definitions

spongebob

according to the chruch: Spongebob is gay. what the fuck took them so long. he has the gayist voice, and everything that the show does he gay. now im no homophobe but the church took a long time to say that spongebob is a gay. Im jewish and even I know that spongebob is gay.

u know what?? spongebob is the antichrist.

spongebob is the antichrist and theres nothing we can do about it.

by Bearded Abe March 1, 2005

The Bible

the book that is supposed to be the truth about god... fuck that. there is no god, there's jesus because he is in our history books, but no god. GOD IS A FAGGOT.

your fucking god is a faggot.

by Bearded Abe February 28, 2005

GARDEN STATE

the shittest state in these untied states.
some people call it home. i call it america's shit hole.

Garden State is americas shit hole and there is nothing u can do about it.

by Bearded Abe March 19, 2005

white shower

when a guy explodes his cum all over a girls chest. and it keeps cumming...

watch out for the white shower.

by Bearded Abe February 28, 2005

britney spears

talentless bitch who thinks she cound get a way with marring 2 people in a year. she is on tit is higher then the other one, whoring, ance covered bitch. no wonder she got a way with marring twice in one year, she's from the SOUTH!!!!! that kind of shit is normal down there. goddamn what a cunt.

britney spears=spear britney

by Bearded Abe March 17, 2005

popular girls

1. girls who usually get gang banged by 10 black guys.

2. rich white jewish girlz with everything they ever wanted

3. what you're not

1. the gurls you see walking with a limp

2. the girls from lower merion high school

3. well everybody else execpt you and you and you

by Bearded Abe March 6, 2005

shit-hole

The country of bratislava...'nuff said.

don't go to bratislava its a shit-hole...
'nuff said.

by Bearded Abe February 26, 2005