by Bearded Abe February 26, 2005
the book that is supposed to be the truth about god... fuck that. there is no god, there's jesus because he is in our history books, but no god. GOD IS A FAGGOT.
your fucking god is a faggot.
by Bearded Abe February 28, 2005
by Bearded Abe February 26, 2005
talentless bitch who thinks she cound get a way with marring 2 people in a year. she is on tit is higher then the other one, whoring, ance covered bitch. no wonder she got a way with marring twice in one year, she's from the SOUTH!!!!! that kind of shit is normal down there. goddamn what a cunt.
by Bearded Abe March 17, 2005
1. girls who usually get gang banged by 10 black guys.
2. rich white jewish girlz with everything they ever wanted
3. what you're not
2. rich white jewish girlz with everything they ever wanted
3. what you're not
1. the gurls you see walking with a limp
2. the girls from lower merion high school
3. well everybody else execpt you and you and you
2. the girls from lower merion high school
3. well everybody else execpt you and you and you
by Bearded Abe March 06, 2005
when your fuck a person that is over 60 years old. like your grandmother or an old babysitter or something.
Person 1: dude i fucked our babysitter.
Person 2: dude she was in her 60s.
Person 1: we were in LOVE!!!!
Person 2: haha you had an old fuck.
Person 2: dude she was in her 60s.
Person 1: we were in LOVE!!!!
Person 2: haha you had an old fuck.
by bearded abe March 05, 2005
by Bearded Abe February 28, 2005