beans have been fried's definitions

punish me, daddy

A request for someone's father or sexual partner to inflict harm on them for sexual pleasure

woman: "punish me, daddy"
man: "gladly'
S M A C K

by beans have been fried March 9, 2022

uwu

a forbidden emoticon,. the only people who use this are retards and trolls

person: uwu
other person: this is why nobody likes you

by beans have been fried March 24, 2022

f888

when you try to censor "fuck" but forget to hold shift

"f888 you"
"what"
"sorry, i meant f***"

by beans have been fried March 10, 2022

jimmy urine

the lead singer of the band Mindless self indulgence
he recently got sued for sexual battery of a minor

todd: jimmy urine is cool, well, he was

by beans have been fried April 13, 2022

pussy

something you're never getting

steve: "i got pussy last night"
nick: "no you didn't, shut the fuck up"

by beans have been fried March 7, 2022

remember, no russian

the final words said before you lost the small bit of innocence you had left

remember, no russian

S C R E A M I N G

by beans have been fried February 9, 2022