Definitions by beans have been fried

jimmy urine 

the lead singer of the band Mindless self indulgence
he recently got sued for sexual battery of a minor

todd: jimmy urine is cool, well, he was

jimmy urine by beans have been fried April 13, 2022

uwu 

a forbidden emoticon,. the only people who use this are retards and trolls

person: uwu
other person: this is why nobody likes you

uwu by beans have been fried March 24, 2022

f888 

when you try to censor "fuck" but forget to hold shift

"f888 you"
"what"
"sorry, i meant f***"

f888 by beans have been fried March 10, 2022

punish me, daddy 

A request for someone's father or sexual partner to inflict harm on them for sexual pleasure

woman: "punish me, daddy"
man: "gladly'
S M A C K

punish me, daddy by beans have been fried March 9, 2022

pussy 

something you're never getting

steve: "i got pussy last night"
nick: "no you didn't, shut the fuck up"

pussy by beans have been fried March 7, 2022

remember, no russian

the final words said before you lost the small bit of innocence you had left

remember, no russian

S C R E A M I N G

remember, no russian by beans have been fried February 9, 2022