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Definitions by beaner master98

trump overload

When you experience a large influx of media containing Trump which exceeds critical threshold causing grate discomfort
I had a trump overload just turning on my TV, trump was the main topic on every news channel
trump overload by beaner master98 February 6, 2017

Boner basher 

1) an individual or animal who interrupts your wank sesh causing you to become flacid
2) an unfortunate event that rewins you're awesome plans or bad ass current situation inturn making it negative or ending it altogether
1) My dog can be a real boner basher, I was mid way through flogging the log and it was becoming nice and stiff untill my dog ran into the sliding glass door startling me .

2) my bother is a real boner basher, I was 3rd gear pinned doing a hill climb on my yfs 200 and I get a call his truck crapped out and needs a tow
Boner basher by beaner master98 September 12, 2016

Post brake 

An unauthorised brake taken after scheduled brake time has ended.
That sandwich at lunch got me so full I had to go on post brake to recover.
Post brake by beaner master98 September 8, 2016

Chooch stick 

A snonym for cigarette or breathing antler,comonly used by the 1 puglife.
For Frigg sakes,11 bucks for a patch of smokes, that is roughly 55 cents per chooch stick.
Chooch stick by beaner master98 September 7, 2016

Dong cranker 

1) A very irritating or irrational person who typically uses faulty logic to justify there opinion or reasoning

2) one who wanks it chronically.
My boss is such a duche, first I was told to do a brake job and now he has me doing an alignment on a car with bent rims, and I can't make time, what a dong cranker.
Dong cranker by beaner master98 September 7, 2016
Dilicone is a high grade from of silicone typically used to make sex toys such as dildos, anal beads, butt plugs, flesh lights, ect.
i made a plaster mold of my erect penis and let it cure. next i filled the casting with Dilicone and let the Dilicone cure. a day later i cracked the casting open and presto... an exact copy of mydick, but made of Dilicone.
Dilicone by beaner master98 May 13, 2013

beanerbyte

1. a unit of data measurement for computers, one beanerbyte is eaqual to one gigobyte , the only diffrence is that a beanerbyte contains media in spanish .

2.one gigobyte of hispanic pornography
1.Jose has one beanerbyte of hispanic music on his computer
2. yesturday i downloded one beanerbyte of porn on my computer
beanerbyte by beaner master98 August 15, 2010