bd's definitions

junk-show

Janky, janktified, worthless

Our janky friend BDef was a total junk-show.

by BD February 26, 2004

Norwich

A college which exemplifies "Hell Frozen Over," located in Northfield VT that prides itself on its ability to create frighteningly skewed male to female ratios, host massive sausage fests, impersonate various braches of the US Military, and play host to a lost, purposeless group of students, commonly referred to as "civis", who are simultaneously the source of the school's student abuse and financial stability. A place that no one would ever want to visit, especially considering the numerous Foam Dance parties hosted on campus. Furthermore, one of the few places where sledding will, undoubtedly, produce serious injuries in even the brightest of its students. Overall, a nasty place that the sun never shines on, the snow never leaves, and icy cold celebacy rules with an iron chastity belt.

Sex kills. Come to Norwich and live forever!

by BD October 1, 2004

Anal-Dwelling Butt-Monkey

The name Bruce Nolan (Jim Carrey, with all of God's powers) gives the little monkey that he makes come out of a gang member's butt in revenge of a previous beating.

"Hey, little anal-dwelling butt monkey. Time for you to go home, little buddy."

by BD August 6, 2004

dimitrios

my special little boy <3

I love dimitrios very much!

by bd February 21, 2005

lizniz

The Last Night, to be used in reference to an extremely fun or memorable evening.

That party was off the hook son! we threw down like it was the lizniz on earth.

by BD August 23, 2003

Cum Gum

Freshen up gum, ie gum that squirts in your mouth.

Would you like some cum gum?

by BD February 7, 2004

RedMonkey

To eliminate the humorous value of a joke due to blatant overuse and terrible timing.

Okay, you totally redmonkeyed that joke.

by BD May 19, 2003