batrastard's definitions

spoo

1- The male ejaculatory fluid, especially when deposited somewhere other than the woman's vagina

2- The act of a male ejaculating

The male porn star got spoo all over the woman's face.

Oh, baby, I'm about to spoo!

by Batrastard April 19, 2003

win button

Any attack in a video game which is heinously overpowered. A good example of this is the AHVB.

"Who needs to learn strategy when all you have to do is mash on the win button?"

by Batrastard July 2, 2003

poonfest

-A gathering in which a large amount of sex is going to take place; an orgy

"I say we gather up some females and have ourselves a poonfest!!"

by Batrastard July 11, 2003

desert dick

- The drought-like state of (a male) not having sex for a protracted period of time

"He's had a bad case of desert dick since he broke up with his fiancée."

by Batrastard July 19, 2003

niletwat

1- A vagina that has seen so much penis, that its breadth is analagous to that of the Nile river.

2- An absurdly promiscuous female.

I wouldn't recommend touching that niletwat without a biohazard suit, man.

by Batrastard April 17, 2003

timberlake

-Another term for taking a leak

"Next time he crosses me I am going to wait for a sub-zero day and climb upon the hood of his parked car; I will then proceed to whip out my PNRZ and timberlake all over his windshield."

by Batrastard August 1, 2003

cyberrhea

1- A condition which causes one to crap messily all over the internet

2. Any stupid, ignorant, nonsensical, incoherent, or otherwise functionally useless internet editorial, post, blog entry, email, personal ad, IM, and the like resulting from the aforementioned condition which offensively squanders and devalues bandwidth, moments of readers' lives they will never get back, and the collective IQ of all sentient life

1- Online journal sites are full of many nincompoops with severe and persistent cases of cyberrhea.

2- I tried really hard to wade through that cognitive Lilliputian's editorial post but it was such an odoriferous and asinine example of cyberrhea that I finally wrinkled my nose in disgust and gave up.

by batrastard October 31, 2005