peswai

1- A variation of the word "pussy." It comes from the component letters P, S, and Y, the sounds of which are joined together to form a word used to signify a man lacking testicular fortitude

2- Synonym for "coward"
Don't be such a fucking peswai!
by Batrastard April 19, 2003
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sock rapist

-A man who puts his member into a sock, applies the Kung Fu action grip, and proceeds to tenaciously wankerbate
"You bought a Yanni CD? You, lad, are a pathetic sock rapist."
by Batrastard August 21, 2003
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wankerbate

1- Yet another term for masturbating

2- The act of masturbation ("wankerbation")

3- A worthless jerk-off ("wankerbator")

4- Speaking, singing, or writing alot without saying anything at all ("verbal, lyrical, or literary wankerbation")
It's time to wankerbate!

It seems that Luke is one with the wankerbation, Emperor.

Get out of my face, you damn wankerbator!

While some may find the works of (insert annoying author here) to be enlightening and insightful, I am quite turned off by the excessive amount of literary wankerbation that this asstard uses to completely dance around anything remotely resembling a point.
by Batrastard April 21, 2003
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faposaurus

1- A compound word, from the verb "to fap" (masturbate) and the noun "saurus" (lizard), used to describe a male who jerks his salami with comical frequency

2- Another word for idiot
I'm surprised that faposaurus hasn't gotten caught yet.

Shut up, you stupid faposaurus
by Batrastard April 19, 2003
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desert dick

- The drought-like state of (a male) not having sex for a protracted period of time
"He's had a bad case of desert dick since he broke up with his fiancée."
by Batrastard July 19, 2003
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rimjockey

1- Someone who kisses so much ass that his/her head might as well be orbiting the bung

2- Someone who licks the hineyhatch for sexual gratification, or who accepts said action with debaucherous glee
"Get off my ass, you rimjockey."

"Some girls like for their guys to be rimjockeys, but I'm not about the chocolate."
by Batrastard July 08, 2003
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spoo

1- The male ejaculatory fluid, especially when deposited somewhere other than the woman's vagina

2- The act of a male ejaculating
The male porn star got spoo all over the woman's face.

Oh, baby, I'm about to spoo!
by Batrastard April 19, 2003
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