batman's definitions

kamehamea wave

For all you stupid assholes who call this the "Kamehameha", this is the real term. It is an energy blast in DBZ and is the pattented move of the "good guys", although Cell and Majin Bu have used it (and gotten their asses kicked for it). And so you know, it has nothing to do with a killer blow to the ass.

Kame....

by Batman March 5, 2003

blue balls

The aching of testicles brought about by partial sexual deprivation or lack of poontang.

That skanky ho-bag left me with a mad case of blue balls!

by Batman November 10, 2001

Kolton

Kolton is rather large (not in the pants), he's normally very friendly and particularly more friendly to his guy friends if you know what I mean. A little on the feminine side and his "shlong" he claims to have is nothing more than a couple inches of chodeness

Who's that new guy?

Oh that's Kolton

Why does he talk like that? Is he gay?

by Batman May 13, 2014

Decline

The best song EVER.... by NOFX
EIGHTEEN MINUTES

I pity the fool who has to play a song for 18 minutes... but NOFX is awesome

by Batman February 15, 2004

Southside Salcedo

A sexual maneuver whereby the performer procures false identification indicating that he is under the age of 18, the intended purpose being to copulate with underage co-eds.

The counselor pulled a Southside Salcedo at the summer camp.

by batman September 18, 2004

damp paper towels

a type of japanese food. looks like green spam ( a bit like spinache)

'my god what can i have for dinner?'

'lord almighty! have some damp paper towel! its all the rage man!'

'dude! fuck yeah!'

by batman March 19, 2005

game

ability; skillz; will to do something.

1. cuz you got no game son!
2. I've gots the mad game yo'!
3. quittin' on me? that's a sign of no game!

by Batman February 21, 2003