bastardized bottomburp's definitions

grab

the action of feeling one's balls... (with a knife!)

I grabbed my nads and felt around 'till I found my credit card.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003

robosexual

The homosexual relationship between a male robot and a male human or a female robot and a female human in the year 3000.

I don't want people thinking we're robosexuals. So if anyone asks, you're my debugger.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 20, 2006

Jeeves

Name of butler in any rich person's house.

If you name your son Jeeves, he will be doomed to a future of butlery.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 6, 2003

UberDictionary.com

Truly a well meaning way of explaining this website.

Well this website UrbanDictionary.com, or as we call it: UberDictionary.com, is well known for slang, lingo and wrongs.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 18, 2003

jai z

Dildo converser. Believes he has the power to talk to anal toys. Claims he invented anal beads.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 18, 2003

Hello Breakfast

A randomized phrase of one interjection and one noun combined together by a mentally challenged individual to create this phrase.

"Hello Breakfast!"
"Oh Crap!"
"Bye Starch!"

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 18, 2003

pornfolio

1. A small portfolio of all the adult films you've appeared in, all the pornographic magazines you've posed in and all the websites you've posed and starred in.

2. A collection of porn collected from magazines.

"If you'd take a careful look at my pornfolio, you'd see I'm quite the right person to play the character Johnny the Incubus."

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 31, 2003