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Definitions by bastardized bottomburp

plop on deck 

The act of getting on stage, bending over, dropping your pants, and crapping all over the floor.
I jumped on stage and chucked a plop on deck. One of the feces nearly hit the ceiling.
tainted, spoiled, gone-off. Usually referred to meat products and meat alternatives.
Teh rancid maet hert my bely!1
to peek at one's private parts
the action of feeling one's balls... (with a knife!)
I grabbed my nads and felt around 'till I found my credit card.

rice rocket 

Riced-up car or motorbike driven by an azn.
ChEk Ma WhEaLz!1 TaKe NoAt Ov Ma siLva cOaTInG!111 Ma Car bEz A rIce RoKeT!111~

meat alternatives 

Genetically engineered foods, such as Kangaroo eggs, and fish-wings. All this and more can be found at KFC.
Hagged Science-Type-Person: To keep healthy, be sure to have a balanced diet, plentiful with meat... and, meat alternatives.
Crowd: BOOOOO!
white boy who thinks he is Lebonese. Talks in deeper voice than he really speaks.
Chris is a fucking weboneser.