bastardized bottomburp's definitions

meat alternatives

Genetically engineered foods, such as Kangaroo eggs, and fish-wings. All this and more can be found at KFC.

Hagged Science-Type-Person: To keep healthy, be sure to have a balanced diet, plentiful with meat... and, meat alternatives.
Crowd: BOOOOO!

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003

Feminem

Eminem in drag.

Feminem flashed me her cock.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

Chief Piggum

Clancy Wiggum, chief of police in Springfield, USA. Knows what he's gettin' (some donuts).

He called me Chief Piggum! Oh, now I get it. Ha ha.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 29, 2003

define

To explain what a word means, like what I am doing to the word 'define' right now.

Please define the word 'antimiscomboluationismontoast'.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 25, 2003

fo' shizzle my wizzle

For sure, my wigga.
(Certainly, my white counterpart)

Nathan: Let's be off to purchase goods.
Vincent: Fo' shizzle my wizzle!
Nathan: I beg your pardon?

by Bastardized Bottomburp April 12, 2003

shithouse

Something unpleasurable. See annoying, boring, horrible, sad, gay.

This game is shithouse.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

LOOK

to peek at one's private parts

I looked.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003