Definitions by bastardized bottomburp

cumbubble 

Bubbles of cum that spurt from the mouth of a talking woman who has given one to many blowjobs.

<Hexx> Shit that damn cumbubble, dawg!
<SunRubble> Pardon me?

cumbubble by bastardized bottomburp May 24, 2003

my karma ran over your dogma 

1. When the little buddha folk take over the government.
2.My car ran over your dog (said when you can't confess fully)

1.
<BuddhistPriest> I am a sorry a sir!! My karma ran over your dogma!!!
<BushHead> Oh dear God NO!!!

2.
<HindyMindy> Wear is meh dawg?? lolz.
<JungFuck> My karma ran over your dogma. LOL!!
<HindyMindy> ... OMG! WTF>?!?!?

my karma ran over your dogma by bastardized bottomburp May 24, 2003

karma 

Positive actions of calm-spirited giving. Used by those who meditate to kick the shit out of you with one finger, and break ice wih their heads without hurting themselves.

Kicking the shit out of someone, however, is bad Karma.

<Neil> Oh no! I dropped the pot of lentils! ... Bad karma!

karma by bastardized bottomburp May 24, 2003

Pepsi Blue 

The worst idea Pepsi came to mind. For shame on you, Pepsi Co, I thought you were capable of much better.

ARGH! Pepsi Blue? It doesn't even have cola in it!

Pepsi Blue by bastardized bottomburp May 24, 2003

Vanilla Coke 

When mispronunced by a Japanese man living in an English environment, it creates humour.

<Jappo> I ask for Vanilla Cock! WHY YOU LAUGH?!?!

Vanilla Coke by bastardized bottomburp May 22, 2003

suckle 

1. The act of corporate dogs and government fatcats chewing and sucking the teats of George W. Bush.
2. The act of purchasing an XBox.

I suckled Microsoft's smooth, bald ass by purchasing and playing the XBox.

suckle by bastardized bottomburp May 22, 2003

Have You No Friends? 

Irritating question best used after arguing with someone, and then proving them wrong. Once they realise that they are being beaten, or are wrong, say in a high, stoned voice: "Haaaave you no friends?!?"

<SergioTehArab> HAHAH THOSE FUKING ASAIN PPLZ THORT IT WULD B FUNNAY TO KNOK DOWN THE EMPYRE STAET BILDING!1
<NeeSheeShee> That never happened, assface.
<SergioTehArab> ...
<NeeSheeShee> HAAAVE YOU NO FRIENDS?!

Have You No Friends? by bastardized bottomburp May 22, 2003