bastardized bottomburp's definitions

sucktard

A person who is mentally retarded from sucking so much penis, frequently suffering from brain-freeze-of-cum, kinda like the brain-freeze you get with eating ice cream, but instead the brain-freeze is gotten from sucking dick.

That dyke beza sucktard, fo shizzle. Lets rizzle ma wizzle, nizzle, or I'll kizzle you, wizzle.

by bastardized bottomburp May 25, 2003

PHP

Coding language that creates programs and website-based programs, based <form>s, like in this website. Urban Dictionary uses PHP to let you submit the definitions with a form.

I don't no any PHP, but it's hella useful.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 20, 2003

m00se

A 1337ed-up moose

j00 r1d3 t3h m00se!11

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 21, 2003

meat hooks

another name for 'hands'

"Keep your grubby meathooks of my cousin Earl!"

"You don't have a cousin Earl.."

"And that's the way -uhuh uhuh- I like it!"

"Yes..."

by bastardized bottomburp March 23, 2003

my website

You'd like to go there, wouldn't you?

Me elite HTML and CSS skills are to complex for your eyes to comprehend.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 25, 2003

drivel

adj. This entire website! It's all a bunch on rambling drivel! And that's the way I likes it!

chode
fo shizzle my nizzle
plop
shit flakes
butthole 69
1337

All this and more. Sheer drivel

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 4, 2003

shut

A word usually follow by 'uppa your mouth.'

<numbar1> Hi there.
<numbar2> Shut uppa your mouth.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 6, 2003