asl

The idiots versian of 'how much older is my next love-slave / the gender of my next love-slave / where I can find my love-slave.
Hello. Whore u? ASL? Bai
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003
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Mike Rotch

A man subjected to phone calls in bars. However, this man doesn't exist! (And if he does, I'd like to shake his hand. Well, if I wanted to do that, I'd just shake my dick, wouldn't I.)
<Bartender> Hey, is Mike Rotch here? Has anyone seen Mike Rotch lately?
by Bastardized Bottomburp July 14, 2003
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Alliteration Insults

Insults that consist of 2 words and begin with the same 1-3 letters. Use them wisely, you turd-turner.
Shit-Shifter
Turd-Turner
Anal-Anarchist
Ass-Assessor
Butt-Butler
Cock-Coordinator
Prick-Print
Testicle-Tester
by Bastardized Bottomburp July 28, 2003
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jigga

Jiggly nigga
Jiggly wigga
Jiggly chigga
Jiggly figga

Generally, a fat person, who may be black, white, chinese or finnish.
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Moronic

adj. 1) to be terminally idiotic, with no brain capacity enough to spell or coordination to type on a computer keyboard. 2) to call people 'fags' is moronic, because 'fag' is just an unthought-of and childish insult, spurted by retards who are blinded by their own excitement of being unruly by saying the word 'fag.'
Most people who use urbandictionary.com are moronic. They only use it to write definitions of their friends names. Typically, all these 'friends' have asian names, so you can tell that a bunch of asians are ruining this website. Anne Vu, I'm watching you. Child.
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Phake

adj: not real, used to describe the way wiggas act.
Daaaaaaayum, that wigga is phake-ass.
by Bastardized Bottomburp May 15, 2003
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internet

I did a search for 'World History' on the internet and I received 500 results: all pornography.
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003
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