bastardized bottomburp's definitions

Maggie Simpson

Age: 1
Role: Pacifier-sucking youngest Simpson child.
Monetary Value: $847.63
Enemy: Gerald the one-eyebrowed baby
Dexterity: Low
First Word: "Daddy"
Skills: Can draw her name on an Etch-A-Sketch

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 16, 2003

one minute man

Any person of the male human species that reaches orgasms quickly, and therefore, only has sex for a minute before cumming and leaving.

"One Minute Man - to the rescue!"

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 6, 2003

noodle

The guy who posted above this post.

Get off my roof, Noodle!

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

girls will be girls

An easy substitute for 'girls will be arrogant whores.'

- In the case of early-teens anyway.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 3, 2003

engrish

A poorly translated japanese-to-english language.

Light turn on. We go to room. We play game of chess. He kick ball. Ball fly.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 30, 2003

.png

an image file extension that won't go alpha with CSS.

<img src="hello.png" style="filter: alpha(Opacity=70, FinishOpacity=70, Style=1);"> IT DON'T WORK!

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 29, 2003

blue screen of death

What you tend to see every 30 minutes when using Windows ME.

Women love the Blue Screen of Death because, when stared at for hours on end, adds "gorgeous highlights" to their hair.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 16, 2003