Kwong

An Annoyance, a nuisance

My, your son is quite a Kwong! I suggest you burn his pants!

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 17, 2003

plop

The sound one makes when one drops a ploppy-poo into a body of water.

Heave... heave... PLOP! Ahhh...

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

Goo

cum

He loaded his goo into his ass.

by bastardized bottomburp March 22, 2003

assclench

To clench something tightly with one's ass. Assclamp.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 28, 2003

figgas

Finnish people who think they are black.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 10, 2003

itch

A great pain found on the scrotum, in which you tend to scratch in front of employers, businessmen, and The Pope.

"Oh my, I have a great itch across the skin of my scrotum!"

"May I use your fork to scratch the searing itch on my sack?"

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 17, 2003

:[

A bat or vampire.

<CrackaVamp> I will fuck your blood!
<Joed> Idioth.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 18, 2003