Definitions by bastardized bottomburp

:[ 

A bat or vampire.

<CrackaVamp> I will fuck your blood!
<Joed> Idioth.

:[ by Bastardized Bottomburp August 18, 2003

:X 

To have an asshole for a mouth.

<Klingon> :x Fuck me in the mouthen!

:X by Bastardized Bottomburp August 18, 2003

wonderboy 

Tenacious D creation. Uses mind-bullets (telekinesis) and 'fills the crevasse with his magic juice'.

Wonderboy! What is the secret of your power? Wonderboy! Won't you take me far away from the mucky-muckiness?

wonderboy by Bastardized Bottomburp August 16, 2003

cloves 

Tiny plant bulbs which, when combined with Tom Collins mix and a spare pie-top, create change-of-heart decisions and disgust.

<Homer> You gotta improvise, Lisa! Cloves.. Tom Collins mix... mmm!

cloves by Bastardized Bottomburp August 16, 2003

Bart Simpson 

Devious, underachieving, school-hating, irreverent, clever.

Known aliases: Rudiger, El Barto, Santos L. Halper

Bart Simpson by Bastardized Bottomburp August 16, 2003

Maggie Simpson 

Age: 1
Role: Pacifier-sucking youngest Simpson child.
Monetary Value: $847.63
Enemy: Gerald the one-eyebrowed baby
Dexterity: Low
First Word: "Daddy"
Skills: Can draw her name on an Etch-A-Sketch

Maggie Simpson by Bastardized Bottomburp August 16, 2003

Marge Simpson

The thread that holds the Simpson family together.

Marge Simpson's hair is several feet tall. She dyes it with Blue #56 dye.

Marge Simpson by Bastardized Bottomburp August 16, 2003