bashe's definitions

Reign in Blood

THE ultimate album of thrash. Released by Slayer in 1986, it's full of heavy, evil riffs and breakneck tempos. This album is the pinnacle of thrash metal, if not music istelf.

You must have this record!

Retard: omg like slipnot is extremely heavy death brutalcore hard death!!!!111
Guy: Just listen to Slayer's Reign in Blood
Retard: *listens* holy shit!

by Bashe April 30, 2006

double finsky

Two five dollar bills or one ten dollar bill.

I'll bet you a double finsky!

by bashe May 13, 2005

Master of Puppets

Probably the greatest Metallica, if not greatest metal album, ever released. With awesome songs such as Master of Puppets (the best of all), Welcome Home (Sanitarium), Disposable Heroes, and Damage Inc, this ablum does not fail. Metallica's...no, METAL's landmark.

Retard: liek omg, korn is soooo hevy
Guy: No, Metallica is the real deal. Listen to Master of Puppets.
Retard: liek omg ther gay the sold out lol noob
Guy: Dumbass

by Bashe April 30, 2006

Disturbed

Great nu-metal/hard rock band. They have some pretty awesome songs like Stupify, Ten Thousand Fists, and Prayer. They're pretty much nu-metal, but then bend some "rules" of nu-metal, so they're more like hard rock. Good band.

Ten thousand fists in the air! -part of Disturbed's song

by Bashe January 1, 2006

metal mania

A block of "heavy metal" videos played on Vh1 classic on Monday, Friday and Saturday. Heavy metal is in quotes since, regardless of the name, they tend to play too much glam music, thinking it's heavy metal, and not enough true heavy metal music. Seemingly getting worse.

*Sees the somewhat psychotic intro for the Metal Mania show*
Guy: Hey, this is going to kick ass! PLAY THOSE METAL VIDS!
*Bon Jovi plays*
Guy: ANOTHER DAMN GLAM VIDEO!? Might as well call this "Glam Mania."

by Bashe February 4, 2006

Ride the Lightning

Awesome album by Metallica. Features great songs like Creeping Death, For Whom the Bell Tolls, the title track, and more. Awesome stuff from Metallica with more goodness to follow...also the name of some stupid indie rock's album that no one cares about that they used to get attention just because they're a bunch of thieving whores.

Ride the Lightning is a terrific album.

by Bashe December 31, 2005

Linkin Park fan

Someone who likes Linkin Park. It's okay if you don't like them, but calling them stupid and they suck cock is fucking retarded.

I like Linkin Park!

by Bashe June 24, 2004