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Abbie told the nice CIA recruiters at UMass-Amherst, looking to find new war criminals in illegal wars, to find some trim and quimbrim where the sperm don't swim.
by barleycorn October 31, 2021
Get the quimbrim mug.We tried to come up with a playful nickname for our gonads, and thought hairy walnuts, then dangling ganglia, before Timmy cracked us up with mabs, an acronym meaning manly angry bongos. It had the ring of truth and we played along.
by barleycorn July 23, 2021
Get the mabs mug.Lacanian psychoanalytic babble that spices up the critique with the word play needs the well educated postmod whitey has come to expect in a performance read.
Where are professor Johnson's argument lagged she employed Lacanian peppershnippel to cover her tracks, and keep her would-be critics amused and at bay.
by barleycorn January 30, 2021
Get the Peppershnippel mug.When the CIA came to UMass, my alma mater, intent on recruiting new losers to their criminal cause in Central America, Abbie Hoffman and Amy Carter marched right up to that table and uttered, quimbrim, and proceeded to lie on the floor for dramatic effect. The agency fellow snapped a pic. And then we heard Abbie had died of an overdose. A business card was found at Abbie's place that said: Duane was here.
by barleycorn November 3, 2021
Get the quimbrim mug.Jodi wore a dododentric smile that betrayed an extinct sense of humor we were all to glad to see go, and now, here it was again, like the dusk of an old day.
by barleycorn April 22, 2024
Get the dododentric mug.A now-anachronistic term referring to the full spectrum of being human (loving and lovable, for example) in the pre-AI anthropogenic period before the merge with machines was complete.
Billy Bob from Atlanta still believed in all the huffoo about human promacy and the evolution of the family of man, when we pushed his tied up body over the canoe's edge. He was still blub-blubbing his fluffernuttery about Love as he sank and got taken by a giant rainbow trout that lit the rapid water with koolaid acid dreams. We envied Billy Bob's fate to go down loving. He was a real humey. And we sang a banjo song in his honor around the campfire that very night. Drew!? Anybody see Drew!?
by barleycorn February 12, 2023
Get the humey mug.There came a knock at the door and when Benny opened the creaking device for entry a booming voice said "Rosebud", filling Benny with hysterical verbophobia and a need to run as fast as his porcine legs would carry him to the nearest bedroom, wherein he dove headfirst under the bed and lay there like Jim Bowie waiting for Santa Ana to jangle in and roust his fearful ass, saying, "Pie alamo?"
by barleycorn March 1, 2021
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