bebuzzled

From the Native Americans, bedoodleboop (trad.), to blow smoke signals to no communicative avail.

To put another person in a state of confusion and uncertainty that is akin to a groovy but unfocussed state that a reefer smoker is in just before the buzz latches on and new insights occur. Often interchangeable with prebuzzle, the more archaic form, but with fewer black eyes following.
Early internet notion involving cloud computing that a forbear of Al Gore, seeing such smoke during his time as a Union soldier during the Indian wars as a futuristic idea for global communication, wrote down and passed on to the guy who couldn't win his own home state during a crucial presidential election in 2000 -- Buffalo Soldiers everywhere were bebuzzled by this passing of events.
by barleycorn July 20, 2021
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bongulate

To sit with your bong on an eve facing North where sea of stars cascade in her eyes and you torch up and make mad love and get into the groove, as the Madonna used to say.
When she ran her hand up my gland I no longer felt comfortably and bourgeois bland and put my hand on the bong and played the blues on it like it was a saxophone weeping for joy in the early morning hours of new love -- oh, sweet jeezuz, bongulate!
by barleycorn July 17, 2021
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verbophobia

fear of language brought on by the War on Te.rror, beginning with abstract nouns and pronouns
There came a knock at the door and when Benny opened the creaking device for entry a booming voice said "Rosebud", filling Benny with hysterical verbophobia and a need to run as fast as his porcine legs would carry him to the nearest bedroom, wherein he dove headfirst under the bed and lay there like Jim Bowie waiting for Santa Ana to jangle in and roust his fearful ass, saying, "Pie alamo?"
by barleycorn March 02, 2021
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mabs

noun. acronym meaning manly angry bongos.
We tried to come up with a playful nickname for our gonads, and thought hairy walnuts, then dangling ganglia, before Timmy cracked us up with mabs, an acronym meaning manly angry bongos. It had the ring of truth and we played along.
by barleycorn July 23, 2021
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gargoylic

Her breath was so gargoylic it made me want to seek sanctuary in a cathedral. I pounded and pounded on Little Heaven's door while she spoke on and on, hummus dribble on her lips.
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detörestration

from the German Tör, meaning door.

To be thrown out the fucking door; unwelcomed; bounced unceremoniously, like a rebound lover.
Groucho asked Chicolini a simple question about how to proceed in the war, and the pianist-cum-conman got flip, and Groucho showed him the meaning of detörestration. And gave him a shoe in the buttocks to boot.
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evil

The malicious desire to do harm others -- either physically, emotionally, economically, or any number of ways that would cause the subject of such malice to seriously suffer.
I could tell from the way Tony held the Louisville Slugger that he meant to Johnny G's brain some evil.
by barleycorn March 17, 2021
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