We tried to come up with a playful nickname for our gonads, and thought hairy walnuts, then dangling ganglia, before Timmy cracked us up with mabs, an acronym meaning manly angry bongos. It had the ring of truth and we played along.
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Get the mabs mug.Abbie told the nice CIA recruiters at UMass-Amherst, looking to find new war criminals in illegal wars, to find some trim and quimbrim where the sperm don't swim.
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Get the quimbrim mug.The malicious desire to do harm others -- either physically, emotionally, economically, or any number of ways that would cause the subject of such malice to seriously suffer.
I could tell from the way Tony held the Louisville Slugger that he meant to Johnny G's brain some evil.
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Get the evil mug.To sit with your bong on an eve facing North where sea of stars cascade in her eyes and you torch up and make mad love and get into the groove, as the Madonna used to say.
When she ran her hand up my gland I no longer felt comfortably and bourgeois bland and put my hand on the bong and played the blues on it like it was a saxophone weeping for joy in the early morning hours of new love -- oh, sweet jeezuz, bongulate!
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Get the bongulate mug.When a series of catastrophic events strike at one's life mercilessly, relentlessly, and leave one with kamikaze impulses.
Billy was so fuckin blown away by the ill fortune that came his away suddenly -- verily, it was like rolling pearl harbors -- that we huddled and pitied the next relationship he got into. She would pay, whoever she was -- and pay.
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Get the rolling pearl harbors mug.to be so high on a mixture of hash oil and Jamaican stout as to be obnoxiously white boy crude and employing rude boy jargon like raasclaut.
Whoa, you hear Jimmy the other night? He was so snocked he started speaking in KIngston rude boy tongues, like Peter Tosh speed turned up, man. We gotta cut this shit out before it goes permanent. It didn't end well for Tosh, know what I mean?
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When Bosworth accidentally stepped on Johnny's IED he exploded into a million pieces of laughter. Now, that was punny, said Bosworth.
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