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Janeth

1. The most powerful goddess; ruling over all gods as well.
2. The most beautiful and caring and intelligent and sexy and perfect female who does not strike an image in a man's head that he wants to have sex with her, but instead he wants to marry her at first sight.
Example for definitions 1 and 2: God damn! Janeth is, well... Janeth!
by Balano May 11, 2003
mugGet the Janethmug.

spanese

Being of latin and asian descent. Believe it or not, many Filipinos are Spanese. I've never heard anyone else say this word. Infact, my Spanese friend, David, invented the word to describe himself.
Me: You're Mexasian.
David: No, I'm Spanese.
by Balano June 6, 2005
mugGet the spanesemug.

Jurassic Park

The best American movie ever made. (There are other movies which are foreign that are slightly better)
If you don't like Jurassic Park, then you will die a virgin.
by Balano May 3, 2003
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calmela

Spanish-Mexican slang which means to "calm down".
In proper Spanish grammar, it literally means "calm her down". But it can be used to mean to calm anything down.
Say there is an argument, but one person is calm while the other is talking loud. The calm person will say "Calmela!".
by Balano November 17, 2004
mugGet the calmelamug.

blow ass

The act of being of poor or unsatisfactory quality. Its adjective synonym is "weak".
by Balano September 27, 2003
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lunchbox

A fat or obese guy. He is fat because he eats a lot; a lunchbox is full of food. Can it be more obvious?
"Hey, Lunchbox, quit taking my food!"
by Balano November 17, 2004
mugGet the lunchboxmug.

slice

An attractive woman. Any sexy female.
I went to the galleries and checked out the slice archive.
by Balano May 3, 2003
mugGet the slicemug.

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