armbaby

An African-American baby who is being held by it's mama, while the older child stands by the mama's knee, or kneebaby.

"I's an armbaby when my siser died."

by bagitbabe May 16, 2008

fakin'

A way of saying that somebody had sex but didn't orgasm

What did you do last night? I was fakin'. A total waste of time.

by Bagitbabe August 23, 2008

pencil dick

A man's penis who has length but no width, like a pencil.

He's good looking but he has a pencil dick.

by bagitbabe May 15, 2008

childless parent expert

Men and women who absolutely know how they would raise children IF they had any. Very irritating people to those who actually DO have children.

She thinks because she's a school teacher that she knows how to raise kids. Actually she's just a childless parent expert and a reproductive failure.

by bagitbabe May 23, 2008

story slacker

Someone who tells you a story involving people you've never met and fails to introduce the characters in the story.

"...And Tony said that Mary said..." Wait who the hell are Tony and Mary? You're a story slacker.

by bagitbabe August 16, 2008

wampejawed

Something is not put together well; not level; doesn't look right; something that has something wrong with when looked at.

I think that bicycle is wampejawed. Did you put it together without the instructions?

by bagitbabe August 18, 2008

wampejawed

Something is not put together well; not level; doesn't look right; something that has something wrong with when lo

I think that bicycle is wampejawed. Did you put it together without the instructions?

by bagitbabe August 19, 2008