F.U.A.B.

FUCK UP AFTER BIRDIE

Chucky: " how did I triple bogey 6 after I birdied 5? 5 is the hardest hole on the course!"

Scotty: "F.U.A.B. bro...Foooab!...hacks like us always fuck up just after making a birdie."

by badback9 November 12, 2018

planned obsession

When a large corporation plans a products availability to the market by the obsessive nature of their customers.

"Did you see the line of zombies at the apple store at 3 am yesterday? Guess they are waiting for the iPhone t1000"

"Planned obsession at its worst"

by badback9 September 20, 2013

base camp

where things begin...the starting point....

chuck: "look at those fat people circling the funnel cake stand!muffin top heaven!"
flicka: "actually there is a "globulous base camp of stored energy" present there.... i just know!"

by badback9 August 14, 2010

goof

a person, place or thing that is awesome, incredible, outstanding, fantastic, strong, sweet!

saw it yesterday....thing is stupid GOOF bro!

by badback9 August 01, 2011

opporpoopity

its the time..usually spanning 15 to 20 minutes max....when u have to poop....

chuck: "dude i have to hang a dooky....and fast!"

flicka: "opporpoopity knocks! hit the fan bro!"

by badback9 August 16, 2010

obamacided

when you lose a whole bunch of money or a big deal goes down the tubes due to the #44 potus...

"man, i had it made...i had this big deal teed up all ready to go and it got obamacided. i was going to hire many employees but found out it was way too costly!"

The coal, oil, health care, power, and steel industries are about to be obamacided!

by badback9 November 07, 2008

beefy barker

a huge line of coke...thick and long line of the white lady...

Cat Daddy: "did you see that beefy barker that milt just snarfed up?"

Hildork: "milts a legend!"

by badback9 October 18, 2007