badback9's definitions

lagarunth

A huge dog. A big ass dog, a dog you can ride...like a horse...

"Chuck, check out that huge dog over there...the owners put a saddle on it!"

chuck: "lagarunth!"

by badback9 December 28, 2007

Ball Flight Crush

Like a man crush , yet you have a crush on the way the golf ball flies off a players golf club face. Usually a pronounced right to left (draw) high ball flight makes one very jealous.

"Man..tough guy...calm down..we all know kenny perry's ball flight makes you hard! We know you have mad ball flight crush on him bro..now put on the suit!"

by badback9 April 13, 2009

chucks ass

no ass, flat ass..nothing there to hold up your pants

man... call leonard nimoy to search for "chucks ass!"

that gal has chucks ass... no booty call there!

by badback9 December 9, 2008

obamacided

when you lose a whole bunch of money or a big deal goes down the tubes due to the #44 potus...

"man, i had it made...i had this big deal teed up all ready to go and it got obamacided. i was going to hire many employees but found out it was way too costly!"

The coal, oil, health care, power, and steel industries are about to be obamacided!

by badback9 March 24, 2009

bender ender

When you consume something to the point when you never want to consume it again.

"Last night I drank way too much makers mark...then came home and ate an entire roll of Oreos."

"Dude, that's gross"

"Yeah, those Oreos were a bender ender...I never want to see another sweet in my life!"

by badback9 February 16, 2014

Epiphanific

The moment when one has an terrific epiphany.

Wifey: "I have finally realized that I suck at driving."
Hubby: "The people on this planet celebrate this epiphanific moment!"

by badback9 November 4, 2014

Tardissist

an extremely dense narcissist

"why on earth would the Eagles allow Shady McCoy to go to the Bills, and then sign D Murray...McCoy fits their system perfectly!"

"Head Coach is a tardissist"

by badback9 March 12, 2015