badback9's definitions

Tardissist

an extremely dense narcissist

"why on earth would the Eagles allow Shady McCoy to go to the Bills, and then sign D Murray...McCoy fits their system perfectly!"

"Head Coach is a tardissist"

by badback9 March 12, 2015

Epiphanific

The moment when one has an terrific epiphany.

Wifey: "I have finally realized that I suck at driving."
Hubby: "The people on this planet celebrate this epiphanific moment!"

by badback9 November 4, 2014

Ball Flight Crush

Like a man crush , yet you have a crush on the way the golf ball flies off a players golf club face. Usually a pronounced right to left (draw) high ball flight makes one very jealous.

"Man..tough guy...calm down..we all know kenny perry's ball flight makes you hard! We know you have mad ball flight crush on him bro..now put on the suit!"

by badback9 April 13, 2009

assmass

someone who has an incredibly large ass....a huge booty shaker, more ass than person

Her assmass is beyond calculation!

by badback9 October 30, 2011

lagarunth

a big dog, a dog thats bigger than most. a huge canine

"Mira, check that big ole lab out...nice lookin dog there eh?

"Lagarunth!"

by badback9 December 7, 2007

Funxiety

Having a bout of anxiety before one knows they are about to have fun.

Husband: "Nina has been so exited about hosting her girls only dinner party Friday night, she has been all over the place with everything lately!"

Friend: "She is having a bad/or good case of funxiety. She'll be right as rain once the girls come over."

by badback9 July 17, 2025

obamacided

when you lose a whole bunch of money or a big deal goes down the tubes due to the #44 potus...

"man, i had it made...i had this big deal teed up all ready to go and it got obamacided. i was going to hire many employees but found out it was way too costly!"

The coal, oil, health care, power, and steel industries are about to be obamacided!

by badback9 March 24, 2009