Definitions by badback9

assmass 

someone who has an incredibly large ass....a huge booty shaker, more ass than person

Her assmass is beyond calculation!

assmass by badback9 October 30, 2011

goof 

a person, place or thing that is awesome, incredible, outstanding, fantastic, strong, sweet!

saw it yesterday....thing is stupid GOOF bro!

goof by badback9 August 1, 2011

frakakta schtunky

all messed up...no longer any good, damaged goods, everything has gone wrong...

said to be of yiddish origin

my deal is all frakakta schtunky now that wilson is involved

frakakta schtunky by badback9 June 13, 2011

opporpoopity 

its the time..usually spanning 15 to 20 minutes max....when u have to poop....

chuck: "dude i have to hang a dooky....and fast!"

flicka: "opporpoopity knocks! hit the fan bro!"

opporpoopity by badback9 August 16, 2010

base camp 

where things begin...the starting point....

chuck: "look at those fat people circling the funnel cake stand!muffin top heaven!"
flicka: "actually there is a "globulous base camp of stored energy" present there.... i just know!"

base camp by badback9 August 14, 2010

Ball Flight Crush

Like a man crush , yet you have a crush on the way the golf ball flies off a players golf club face. Usually a pronounced right to left (draw) high ball flight makes one very jealous.

"Man..tough guy...calm down..we all know kenny perry's ball flight makes you hard! We know you have mad ball flight crush on him bro..now put on the suit!"

Ball Flight Crush by badback9 April 13, 2009

obamacided 

when you lose a whole bunch of money or a big deal goes down the tubes due to the #44 potus...

"man, i had it made...i had this big deal teed up all ready to go and it got obamacided. i was going to hire many employees but found out it was way too costly!"

The coal, oil, health care, power, and steel industries are about to be obamacided!

obamacided by badback9 March 24, 2009