badback9's definitions

Epiphanific

The moment when one has an terrific epiphany.

Wifey: "I have finally realized that I suck at driving."
Hubby: "The people on this planet celebrate this epiphanific moment!"

by badback9 November 4, 2014

Starbucked-up

A wired and out of control person

D $ :"those refs blew it on Monday night football...cant believe thay gave that TD to the Seahawks!"

Young E: " you think those replacement refs wanted to deal with 60,000 tree-hugging, Starbucked-up maniacs? I'd cave too!"

by badback9 September 25, 2012

Tardissist

an extremely dense narcissist

"why on earth would the Eagles allow Shady McCoy to go to the Bills, and then sign D Murray...McCoy fits their system perfectly!"

"Head Coach is a tardissist"

by badback9 March 12, 2015

assmass

someone who has an incredibly large ass....a huge booty shaker, more ass than person

Her assmass is beyond calculation!

by badback9 October 30, 2011

Barking for more

when you pull an entire tube of bong smoke....over toke...you cough out out of control....(barking)...only to reach out for another big hit...

SD: "MAN...Wildog just sucked up the entire stack....and is barking for more!"

Spivey: "barrrrrkin for moooore! load up the six shooter!"

by badback9 November 4, 2007

lagarunth

a big dog, a dog thats bigger than most. a huge canine

"Mira, check that big ole lab out...nice lookin dog there eh?

"Lagarunth!"

by badback9 December 7, 2007

Funxiety

Having a bout of anxiety before one knows they are about to have fun.

Husband: "Nina has been so exited about hosting her girls only dinner party Friday night, she has been all over the place with everything lately!"

Friend: "She is having a bad/or good case of funxiety. She'll be right as rain once the girls come over."

by badback9 July 17, 2025