baSTardized boTTomburp's definitions

cheap-ass

One who cannot afford to drive himself to work.

Alan Lam's mom is a cheap-ass ho

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

plop-on-deck

1. A screw up
2. A person who deserves to be flushed down a toilet.

1. This whole idea was a friggin' plop-on-deck
2. I'ma flush that plop-on-deck down where he belongs.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003

butt napkin

The irritating growth of toilet-tissue evolving between one's butt-cheeks, resulting in the horror that is Kleenex brand tissue-paper. Also quite fashionable in Iraq.

<ButtHaul> I am the Kleenex butt-monkey!
<DarkTyrant> The what now?
<ButtHaul> I'm the guy they pluck butt napkins from to make their tissue-paper, silly-billy.
<DarkTyrant> O.o;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 15, 2003

shiggity shiggity shwa

A general responce to anything, usually of disinterest.

<MathsHobo> Did you do your Maths assignment accounting towards 60% of your report?
<BungStrung> Shiggity shiggity shwa.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 19, 2003

hackish

1. n. The language a hacker may speak, such as leet.
2. adj. Relating to hackers

1. w00t is a Hackish exclamation for 'excellent' or 'yay'.
2. "I have a hackish web site full of JavaScript to screw up your system."

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 13, 2003

sex0r

1. Sex
2. Sexy
3. To have sex

1. I like to sex0r sluts out in the hen-house.
2. She is teh sex0rs!
3. So, you want sex0rs, eh?

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 11, 2003

robosexual

The homosexual relationship between a male robot and a male human or a female robot and a female human in the year 3000.

I don't want people thinking we're robosexuals. So if anyone asks, you're my debugger.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 20, 2006