computers

Plural for a bunch of things that suck.

Windows = Bugged
Mac = Useless
Linux = Why bother

If there were no problems and no viruses, Windows would be excellent.

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computer

A machine designed mainly to play Solitaire and fix endless problems consuming time and money.

<Idioth> I got a computer yesterday!
<Idoith> Luckyyy!! How is it?
<Idioth> Great! Plenty of Solitaire and a crapload of errors!

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<MuchoKoolo> You are such a colon-head.

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Ignition of the inner anus caused by methane gas, and a struck match.

My house is decorated with asscandles.

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young school-kids way of saying 'ass'. Also see botty, bum, tush

"Oopsie daisies! I landeded on my bumbum!"
"Hey, thaaaat's great, kid."

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1. Women who act innocent, but slut about with every man or woman.
2. Fat whores on Jerry Springer/Maury/Jenny Jones etc.

Most feminists are large ugly demons possessing human bodies

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Another name for the toilet, named after Mr. Crapper, it's inventor. This is from which the word 'crap' and 'to take a crap' came from.

<Traggle> I need to use Mr. Crapper's crapper to take a crap. You dig?
<Jurtul> Hello breakfast!

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