baSTardized boTTomburp's definitions

last chook

The last chicken in the barrel before you shove it up your ass. This practise is performed mainly by bald, sex-starved men in their Forty's, living in their dad's closet.

He shoved the last chook up his ass and took a bow. Someone hurled a boot at him.

by BastardizeD BottomburP March 29, 2003

punk da funk

Means nothing. Something a try-hard would say when greeting friends or colleagues.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 4, 2003

repeatard

A nuisance who repeats every funny thing you say or do, and becomes popular from doing so. Usually has the mental capacity of a Yu-Gi-Oh fan. See Yu-Gi-Schmoe

<Repeatard> LOZL!!111?/ Kets go nad palay YugiOH!1 Oh, YUgiOh is roxckint!!1 HAah d I wihs i weres a yugiohpe!1/

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 6, 2003

skool

How they spell 'school' on Invader Zim. The school has the word 'SKOOL' in large letters upon its roof.

I need to be at skool in 5 minutes!

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 18, 2003

Pepsi Blue

The worst idea Pepsi came to mind. For shame on you, Pepsi Co, I thought you were capable of much better.

ARGH! Pepsi Blue? It doesn't even have cola in it!

by bastardized bottomburp May 24, 2003

poverty

To live malnourished and homeless, forced to eat out of a toilet.

Your uncle Susanne is a poverty stricked hobo.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 1, 2003

FROD

Typographical error of 'Ford'

<AznRyda> MESA BUYZ A FROD ON TEH WEAKEND!!111 LOLZ
<Qwerty> Fascinating.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 11, 2003