Organised lies and filth collected, gathered and sorted by the government to throw at the public verbally.
by Bastardized Bottomburp June 21, 2003

When a large, asian male farts inside your school bag, but not without dropping a turd inside it, zipping the bag back up, shaking the bag around, opening it back up, and showing you the smeared shit all over your assignment papers due next period.
by Bastardized Bottomburp June 27, 2003

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 03, 2003

by bastardized bottomburp March 22, 2003

I place Pink-Eyes-Yellow-Dragon-of-the-Cannabis-Ultimate-Toon-Black-Faced-Sorceror-Clown-Magician-Evil-Thousand-Dark-Mega-Faggot-Forbidden-Assgoblin-Sand-Heat-Water-Stapler-#190,740,910 in defense mode! *takes a breath*
by Bastardized Bottomburp August 28, 2003

Short for 'Message'
Used to smite little folk on MSN, even though they asked for it simply by using MSN.
Used to smite little folk on MSN, even though they asked for it simply by using MSN.
by Bastardized Bottomburp June 18, 2003

Goldman talks like a text-reading computer program. And when that little purplish-flying-guy on stage 1 says 'Suffer like G did,' it sounds like a question.
by Bastardized Bottomburp August 22, 2003
