baSTardized boTTomburp's definitions

dirty pillows

Water Balloons

My meat hooks got stuck to your dirty pillows.

by bastardized bottomburp March 23, 2003

jackass

One who tapes himself to the side of an aircraft and makes the pilot take flight.

It's raining jackasses. Must be an airshow on today.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 25, 2006

clod

1) A total and complete bastard
2) A phewlish one
3) Someone gullable

See clodhopper

1) You father was a clod
2) Josh went and made a clod of himself.
3) That clod is so gullable, I told him Iraq won the war. Ha.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 22, 2003

Matrixed up

Any movie that has the slow motion or generally any special effects stolen from The Matrix to make it spiffy.

Charlie's Angels
Spiderman
The One

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 23, 2003

webonese

white boy who thinks he is Lebonese. Talks in deeper voice than he really speaks.

Chris is a fucking weboneser.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003

Cerebellum'd

To be attacked by a man in a small pod atop a large brain with an eyepatch.

I found some brains after I was cerebellum'd by the Children!-Man.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 17, 2003

fico

irrelevant; ignorable; of no importance; utter assness

"This dildo is fico!"

<DarghYolk> I'll have your fico-mother to go, thanks
<Trainee> You want fries with that?

"My left but0xx0r is teh fixx0rs!" (My left buttock is fico!)

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 16, 2003