baSTardized boTTomburp's definitions

my karma ran over your dogma

1. When the little buddha folk take over the government.
2.My car ran over your dog (said when you can't confess fully)

1.
<BuddhistPriest> I am a sorry a sir!! My karma ran over your dogma!!!
<BushHead> Oh dear God NO!!!

2.
<HindyMindy> Wear is meh dawg?? lolz.
<JungFuck> My karma ran over your dogma. LOL!!
<HindyMindy> ... OMG! WTF>?!?!?

by bastardized bottomburp May 24, 2003

anus mcgee

Little buttnut who smokes chocolate cigarettes and fondles himself over granny porn.

by bastardized bottomburp June 3, 2003

nose-job

To get it up the nose by someone's dick and 'sniffing' down the ejaculation.

After that nose-job, my bitch had cum leaking from her eyes.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 25, 2003

assbaby

a person who has never had a vagina wrapped around their head!

The assbaby called me an assbaby. IRONCI!22211// lozlzll

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003

Uninhibited

Holy shaith, Dr. Discolunchbox!

"I tumbled into a wormhole which sucked me into a parallel universe where this definition for 'Uninhibited' controls the entire galaxy and eggs eat people."

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 21, 2003

Geek Speak

How now brown fire extinguisher.

Eat brick.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 30, 2003

Vacuum-Job

1) The art of sucking the anal opening of another person and swallowing whatever may have be swept into your mouth.
2) To use a vacuum-cleaner on low power as a tool for masturbation. Don't try it on full power, or suffer the horribly painful concequences.

1) My bitch gave me a vacuum-job. Now I'm buyin' her 6 packs of tic-tacs a day. She's bleedin' me dry.
2) I had switched on the vacuum and started doin' a vacuum-job. Shit, now I've lost my dick.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 23, 2003