kwijibo

A fat, balding north-american ape

'Kwijibo' was the word Bart Simpson tried to use to win a game of Scrabble.

by Bastardized Bottomburp February 14, 2006

ROFL

Rolling On The Floor Laughing.

Rhymes with 'waffle'.

ROFL!!!!1 u r teh FUNi!11 i lub u <3

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 29, 2003

butthole 69

Only capaple of performace when you have an artificial neck.

I bent my artificial-neck backwards and we butthole-69ed til the blood rushed into my brain.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 23, 2003

tragic

So sad and hopeless, yet funny to look down upon.

Yu-Gi-Oh is so tragic, 'the heart of the cards', yeah, like that would ever help me win a game of poker. The Fart of the Hards.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 13, 2003

beat

The strong combination of sound and silence that makes up the deep, repeated sound heard during a piece of music. Heard most easily in R&B and Rap.

I'm trapped in a beat.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 25, 2003

butt doobie

The toilet roll located up the ass of the large Kraid-phewl. Irreplacable. Priceless.

Kraid's butt-doobie is bulging today.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

gronk

An idiot who rocks himself or loses an argument that was fought whole-heartedly until the poor gronk comes to realisation of his or her assiness and shuts the fuck up.

The gronks live among us, living like the rest of us, in complete satisfaction. They don't even know they're gronks.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 23, 2003