baSTardized boTTomburp's definitions

suckle

1. The act of corporate dogs and government fatcats chewing and sucking the teats of George W. Bush.
2. The act of purchasing an XBox.

I suckled Microsoft's smooth, bald ass by purchasing and playing the XBox.

by bastardized bottomburp May 22, 2003

wank off

A competition of who can wank the longest, at full speed, without cumming.
11 years and younger can't play cause they never will cum.

by bastardized bottomburp May 28, 2003

coke and pepsi

Not the same, they have entirely different flavours. Cokes is stronger, and Pepsi's is smoother.

Let's see...

Pepsi ... Great
Pepsi Blue ... Shit
Pepsi Twist ... Good
Pepsi Max ... Great

Coke ... Great
Vanilla Coke ... Great
Cherry Coke ... 50/50
Diet Coke ... Good
Diet Coke w/ Lemon ... Good

... Coke wins.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 4, 2003

logitech

The company who made the light-censor mouse I am using for my computer.

Microsoft's light-censor mouse's left-click broke off! Thank God for Logitech.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 2, 2003

shock

the period of time after receiving the shocker.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 12, 2003

period

A small ink spot that may cause a sentence to end abruptly.

Welcome to. My site I have. Lots of. GIF. Anim. Atio. N.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 26, 2003

-.-

Tiredsome Animé emoticon.

<AzNcHiQQa> -.- u tire meh
<Killbot000> You look like someone kissing someones ass with their eyes closed.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 27, 2003