yuptard

1. Yuppie-Retard
2. Soccer Mom

1. SUP AAL MA YUPTARDS IN BROOKELAND LOLZ
2. The yuptard chased Eminem with a fork.

by baSTardized boTTomburp May 21, 2003

Religionously Incorrect

learn to spell 'religiously' you sad fucker.

HALLO!111 I M Religionously Incorrect!111 OMFFG LOZL~!

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 09, 2003

Homestarrunner

A website which most people on this website like or love over-exasperatingly.

It's okay, but it's not hilarious.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 11, 2003

super nintendo

Kick ass console, the greatest and finest of its age.

Games like Super Mario World, Super Metroid, Sim City, Bubsy the Bobcat and Donkey Kong Country 3 made it at it's greatest.

<BastardizedDracula> You played yer SNES lately?
<SoNiC> Hell, no! SEGA is better! I sold my SNES a week after playin' it!
<BastardizedDracula> *loads pistol*

by Bastardized Bottomburp April 01, 2003

pens

badly spelt and pronounced penis

I write with pens

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 03, 2003

Homsar

Probably Homestar's brother or relative, with his underbite, body-shape and name-resemblance. Owns a transforming hat.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 11, 2003

assling

The spawn of a large, hairy man's ass.

The asslings gathered and plotted the revolt against their bald overlords.

by BastardizeD BottomburP March 29, 2003