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It pisses me off when people do that.

"See the worlds funniest definition! wordword/word!!!!!" - Assclump

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 27, 2003

Noise

Best used at appropriate times, such as 2 o'clock in the morning.

<BBurp> NOISE! NOISE! NOISE!
<Neighbours> SHUT UP YOU LITTLE RASCALS!

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 19, 2003

Internet

A total web of confusion, dismay, and pornography.

I searched the internet for 'World History' and it came up with 500 results of pornography.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

budget

Budge It

To move something out of place. Opposite of nudget (Nudge It)

<YudGherp> It won't budge!
<PruneMech> Then budget harder, asslace!

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 23, 2003

no

answer to all of life's problems.

<Teacher> Did you set Bobby's school bag on fire?
<Timmy> No!

<Parent> Go... to... BED!!
<Timmy> No!
<Parent> Oh, okay then!

<ButtSlut> Looking fo' a good time, sugar?
<Timmy> No!

<BrownNose> Mr President! You're doing horribly in the running of this nation!
<Bush> No!
<BrownNose> Oh, okay then!

by baSTardized boTTomburp May 21, 2003

Freedom Fries

Half-assed concoction to get back at the French, thus making Dubbya look more spineless. Perhaps Bush thinks he shall grow a vertebra when he refers to France as 'Stenchland'. Hoy..

Freedom Fries
Freedom Toast
Freedom Letter
Freedom Kiss
Freedom Dictionary
Freedom Horn
Freedom Stick
Freedom Window

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 07, 2003

Steve Irwin

The stain on Australia's-Personal-Image's underwear. Makes us all look like fricking overactive assclowns.

No, not all Australians say 'Crikey!' and 'mate'. We don't all have a stupid accent. We don't all hunt crocodiles. Yes, we are the descendants of convicts. Yes, we do live in a land of Kangaroos. The fact is, Australias population is majorized in the cities, and most Australians only see Kangaroos in the zoo.

Only those freaky beastiality people fuck Kangaroos, not the rest of us.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 08, 2006