baSTardized boTTomburp's definitions

marmite

Insignificantly better than Vegemite, but still better.

Marmite was all I used to eat when I was a youngin'.

by Bastardized Bottomburp November 16, 2003

cock jockey

Any man or woman who rides erect penises as a competitive sport against others.

That cock jockey should blimmin' well go out to become a prostitute. He already is come to think of it.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 6, 2003

fecal

1. adj: of or relating to feces
2. adj: shitty

You fecal-head.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 16, 2003

shit-flecks

Flecks of excretion found around the anus.

I scratched my a-hole and got a heap of shit-flecks on my finger.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003

whatever

Something you will say when you are losing an argument (just observe any common argument and see.)

"Whatever, you are wrong, I am right, whatever."

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 25, 2003

pee your pants

The ultimate ice breaker when meeting a woman.

<Woman> So...
<You> Yes...
<Woman> Um... heh.
<You> Hmm...
<Woman> So... what's your name?
<You> Heh heh..
<Woman> ... Excuse me, did you just pee your pants?
<You> Um, yeah.
<Woman> ... let's make out!

And the lesson is, children, you ain't cool... unless you pee your pants!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 28, 2003

Morgasm

To ejaculate in a morgue. An experience felt only by necrophiliacs.

Johnny the Homicidal Necrophiliac snuck into the morque and had a quick morgasm with the dead bodies.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 14, 2003