baSTardized boTTomburp's definitions

Have You No Friends?

Irritating question best used after arguing with someone, and then proving them wrong. Once they realise that they are being beaten, or are wrong, say in a high, stoned voice: "Haaaave you no friends?!?"

<SergioTehArab> HAHAH THOSE FUKING ASAIN PPLZ THORT IT WULD B FUNNAY TO KNOK DOWN THE EMPYRE STAET BILDING!1
<NeeSheeShee> That never happened, assface.
<SergioTehArab> ...
<NeeSheeShee> HAAAVE YOU NO FRIENDS?!

by bastardized bottomburp May 22, 2003

buttlace

1. A male who enjoys rapping himself around other mens buttcheeks.
2. A lace used to sew up someone's poohole in a form of rape.

1. Whattup, buttlace, you got them burnt discs fo' my calculating machine?
2. He got a needle and a buttlace and tied her buttcheeks together.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 2, 2003

RuralDictionary.com

A dictionary that showcases words of the countryside.

Hillbilly
Pitch Fork
Livestock
Grain
Grazing
Manure

- Some examples of the Rural Dictionary's words.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 27, 2003

The quick brown cat jumped over the lazy dog

The correct sentence is 'The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog'.

'The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog' is wrong, there is no 's'.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 22, 2003

404'd

Homestarrunner.com's way of showing you fools how to use the internet... 404ing your ass!

<CHILDREN!> 404'd!
<Ugly> Ow, my browser!

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 18, 2003

uber

Very, really, super, almightyly

"Your son is über-annoying. Cage him."
"Har hardy har,, fagorts, i m teh über-1337z~~~!1"
"This test is über-hard."

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 16, 2003

host

1. A website that owns and controls another website, such as Geocities.com. A website that lets you make your own.
2. The victim of a parasite.

1. The webmaster slowly enveloped the host's bandwidth.
2. The parasite slowly enveloped the host's bloodstream.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 15, 2003