to share a fart

adj. The act of placing your bottom on another person's bottom and giving an anal fart from one bottom to the next, then back to the first, then back again. See anal tennis.

I shared a fart with my ex-girlfriend's ex-boyfriend.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 21, 2003

wank off

A competition of who can wank the longest, at full speed, without cumming.
11 years and younger can't play cause they never will cum.

by bastardized bottomburp May 28, 2003

logitech

The company who made the light-censor mouse I am using for my computer.

Microsoft's light-censor mouse's left-click broke off! Thank God for Logitech.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 02, 2003

coke and pepsi

Not the same, they have entirely different flavours. Cokes is stronger, and Pepsi's is smoother.

Let's see...

Pepsi ... Great
Pepsi Blue ... Shit
Pepsi Twist ... Good
Pepsi Max ... Great

Coke ... Great
Vanilla Coke ... Great
Cherry Coke ... 50/50
Diet Coke ... Good
Diet Coke w/ Lemon ... Good

... Coke wins.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 04, 2003

plump

fat; tubby; chubby; whale-like; blubbery; wobbly; immobile; fatassed; manboobulant; stuck; jiggly; bulgy; rotund; spherical-assed; pudgy; water-filled

You plump motherfucker, all you can do is move your neck to turn around when the fridge gets repossesed!

by bastardized bottomburp May 28, 2003

Gossip Folks

Pretty good song. Coincidently, I am listening to it now. Rapped by Missy Elliot and Ludacris.

No one gave a sheet.

by bastardized bottomburp May 16, 2003

stupid-head

Crooked-faced butt-monkey with as much reason to live amongst human society as a mosquito.

<Buckle> l00k a7 t3h st0pid h34d!!!1111 l0lz h3r h34d i5 b4çk to =fr0nt!1
<Juckle> Piss off, Nazi.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 21, 2003