impromptu

Something that is made up on the spot and given little time to gather and present. Usually referring to speeches that are given only a few minutes to prepare for.

I had to write an impromptu speech about Anal Cancer in 3 minutes without using the word 'ass' 'anus' 'shit' or 'hair'.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 26, 2003

encrypt

The act of encrypting.

Watch me encrypt my underpants!

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 23, 2003

mowing the lawn

The art of tearing off another persons pubic hairs with ones teeth until there is nothing left but teeth marks and a rash.

He was mowing the lawn with her until the mower got got on the hose.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 08, 2003

who're

Abbreviation of "Who are". Idiots who use Instant Messaging tend to spell it 'Whore' or 'hur' or maybe 'hoore'.

A: whore u?
B: B. hur u?
A: dunno. hoore u?
B: oready tald u.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 28, 2003

dr evil

D to the
Rizzo

E to the
Vizzo
I to the
Lizzo

He's a crazy motherfucker.

Mini Me, stop humping the "laser".

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 02, 2003

i have no words to use so...

html doesn't work you fag.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

ass-singer

One who farts glorious hymns.

"I exhale rhymes from within my ass-cheeks."

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 01, 2003