Internet

A total web of confusion, dismay, and pornography.
I searched the internet for 'World History' and it came up with 500 results of pornography.
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 19, 2003
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internet

A web of confusion, dismay, and pornography.
I searched for 'World History' on the internet and the results showed 500 pages of pornography.
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 19, 2003
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bastard-flop

Alternative to dick-flop. A bastard-flop is a terminal bastard who flops about, like he or she ones you.
<GUY1> That she-male, ass-fudgin' bastard-flop just gave me 5 Dollars! She ain't so bad!
<GUY2> *Loads gun*
<GUY1> WTF?????///
<GUY2> *Shoots GUY1*
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003
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itch

A great pain found on the scrotum, in which you tend to scratch in front of employers, businessmen, and The Pope.
"Oh my, I have a great itch across the skin of my scrotum!"

"May I use your fork to scratch the searing itch on my sack?"
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 17, 2003
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¬_¬

azn term used all over oekaki boards, message boards, chat rooms and the general internet. Used when they think someone has done something suspicious, even when it is clearly obvious.

Other azn terms include:

^_^
^^
o.O
o.o;;;;;;
=D
._.
^^;;
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Morgasm

To ejaculate in a morgue. An experience felt only by necrophiliacs.
Johnny the Homicidal Necrophiliac snuck into the morque and had a quick morgasm with the dead bodies.
by Bastardized Bottomburp July 14, 2003
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pop an ass

To: fart; pass gas; phut; expulse methane
Wes was gettings its ons ands shes gones ands popped an ass ons mes. Smellies.
by bastardized bottomburp May 29, 2003
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