Recockulously drunk. FUBAR. Cross-faded. Drunk and high. Drunk and on tons of vicodin. Blacked out. Pretty much any state where you don't think you're gonna make it.
"Dude, I'm so doomed right now - I cant stand up. Jus go without me..."
"hah, Luke was doomed last night! what a mess"
"hah, Luke was doomed last night! what a mess"
by bTreezy October 25, 2006
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Stuffing some dripping meat drapes with your blue veined custard chucker.
Stuffing some dripping meat drapes with your blue veined custard chucker.
"This bitch wanted to slam, but I didn't have a jimmy hat...but I slammed it anyway"
"I jus took you to a fuckin $30 a plate dinner - are we gonna slam or what?"
"I was slamming the hell out of this skeezie..."
"I jus took you to a fuckin $30 a plate dinner - are we gonna slam or what?"
"I was slamming the hell out of this skeezie..."
by bTreezy October 26, 2006
Get the slam mug.This spin on the old classic is only done when the poor bastards have left their home. You first take a large brown paper grocery bag and cut out one big rectangle from one of the sides. You then take some moist shit and spread it over the whole tray you have formed. Next you slide the tray underneath the person's front door. The large surface area of steaming dung will not only make the entire house smell like shit, but they will then step on it as they walk in and leave shitty footprints and have to clean their shitty shoes.
by bTreezy February 21, 2009
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Stuffing some dripping meat drapes with your blue veined custard chucker.
Or fucking drunk.
Stuffing some dripping meat drapes with your blue veined custard chucker.
Or fucking drunk.
"This bitch wanted to slam, but I didn't have a jimmy hat...but I slammed it anyway"
"I jus took you to a fuckin $30 a plate dinner - are we gonna slam or what?"
"I was slamming the hell out of this skeezie..."
"I jus took you to a fuckin $30 a plate dinner - are we gonna slam or what?"
"I was slamming the hell out of this skeezie..."
by bTreezy October 26, 2006
Get the slammed mug.Filling a filthy whore's pussy with your swinging meat dangle.
Stuffing some dripping meat drapes with your blue veined custard chucker.
Stuffing some dripping meat drapes with your blue veined custard chucker.
"This bitch wanted to slam, but I didn't have a jimmy hat...but I slammed it anyway"
"I jus took you to a fuckin $30 a plate dinner - are we gonna slam or what?"
"I was slamming the hell out of this skeezie..."
"I jus took you to a fuckin $30 a plate dinner - are we gonna slam or what?"
"I was slamming the hell out of this skeezie..."
by bTreezy October 26, 2006
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