Funderburke

The common art of applying ones mouth to another's sphincter and sucking a fart out.
Hey Mandingo, I went to your pappy's house last night and instead of watching Cop and a Half, he totally funderburked me.
by Brad February 15, 2005
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upgraditis

A terminal condition, the main symptom of which presents as the insatiable desire to upgrade.
A word originally coined by Isaac Sibson, and now increasingly prevalent in internet based discussions.
'Isaac, I have a great new cam, but now I want loads of accessories too.'
'Yes Brad, you have upgraditis.'
by Brad April 06, 2004
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Funaki

In reference to someones underpants. Stems for Jag-ese. Plural; funaki
"Wow, thems some colorful funaki you gots on there!"

"I wants to sniff her funaki."

"Ed likes the taste of Man Chow's funaki."
by Brad May 18, 2004
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telp

how a child with a speech impediment yells for help.
Telp guys telp me telp me guys i've fawen an i cant get tup
by brad March 07, 2005
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gansha

The process of expeling ejaculate onto the face of a sexual partner.
(Japanese in derivation)
I would really appreciate it if you would gansha on me right now.
by brad July 20, 2003
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four pound

a nine millimeter, they all weigh about four pounds.
"I held the four pound steel in my hands thinking about what i had done"
by brad April 08, 2005
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pun jab

by brad January 19, 2004
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