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sherjeel

The coolest guy ever......
The asian version of the fonz.
Woh, that cool guy over there is such a sherjeel.
by bob October 12, 2004
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dyke weasel

A term used to describe a weasel that dwells inside the uderus of a human female. Dyke weasels can live up to 50 years of age inside the uderus because they feed off of the ambilical cord. During pregnancy, dyke weasels may hurt or even eat you fetus if the fetus is not strong enough to defend itself. In some cultures dyke weasels are considered a luxury and anyone with a dyke weasel is treated with much respect and authority. To obtain a dyke weasel, enter a wooded area and construct a trail of bait leading into you uderus. It may take up to 5 hours for a weasel to respond.
Im getting a dyke weasel for Christmas.
My friend's sister has a dyke weasel.
by Bob October 12, 2004
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PMS strike

a word used to describe an event where a male is attacked physically or verbally due to the internal chemical conflicts of a woman's pre-menstrual cyle. These attacks are ruining relationships everywhere and are the number one killer in north america. If a woman is having a pms strike it is best to dissappear and die if possible. The use of profanity and violence is common in PMS strikes everywhere.
My wife had a PMS Strike last night.
PMS strikes are ruining my marriage!
by Bob October 12, 2004
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rice baguette

Originally created as a derrogatory term directed towards half french, half chinese children. Developped by two dope-ass scientists (T-Ba and K-Ro). "rice baguette" may also be used to describe a baguette that is made mainly from rice. This reduces the fat content and the cholesterol and carbs. The only people interested in these coincidentally are rice baguettes themselves because they are insecure and think they are fat.
His dad is from china and his mom is from france so he is a rice baguette.

Could u pass the rice baguettes please?
by Bob October 13, 2004
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trewavas

oafish lout who indulges in dalliances with wooly females for sexual escapades
that man, he is a trewavas he is
by Bob October 13, 2004
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paper bag

by bob October 17, 2004
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Cub Foods

The bitchinest grocery store that was ever created
I went to Cub Foods today, it was fuckin awesome
by Bob October 17, 2004
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