bOb's definitions

Straight

1. When applied to a gay man or lesbian, a term of derision and scorn. Offensive irony.

2. Boring, dreary, uninventive.

3. Narrowminded or dim-witted.

4. Cute, like a small pet.

1. What are you, straight or something?!

2. Nice outfit you're wearing! You're looking very straight today...

3. Anne, your opinions are so conservative, I'd almost think you were straight.

4. I met a straight couple at Crate & Barrel yesterday. They seemed nice.

by Bob April 10, 2005

Loranger

A dumb Polack who loves to touch Noe Marricone

Man, Loranger sure is up Noe's ass today.

by bob April 11, 2005

dork

dork (n.) - A person capable of a full range of normal human social
interaction but secretly harboring the desire to become a Dwarf and spend
his/her life in the pursuit of the Dragon who stole his/her magical ale
flaggon.

My roommates seemed totally normal until I came home from
work early one day and caught them playing Dungeons & Dragons on the kitchen
table. Who would have guessed they were fucking dorks?

by Bob April 12, 2005

Zombiebudgie

This word is used to refer to someone as a complete loser. A zombiebudgie would be the kind of person who doesn't have a life.

Ways you can use it:

"You're a zombiebudige"
"Only zombiebudgie

by bob April 12, 2005

Tone

What a fag,

Tone = gay

look there's Tone, he's gay

by Bob April 13, 2005

blivvy

Ten pounds of crap in a five-pound bag.

This headache is killing me. I feel like I've been hit with a blivvy.

by bob April 14, 2005

chello

Often used instead of hello by polo wearing, pop collars, tiffany wearing girls.

Girl: What the flip are you even doing?
Other girl: I mean chello isn't it obvi!?

by bob April 14, 2005