bOb's definitions

Gwar

a beat looking chick or guy, one that fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down

mud ducks, horse face

by bob January 27, 2004

Eggsack

A tired bedragled old man. Bitter and jaded doomed to a lackluster life of apathy and self resentment. Victimized by its spouse and despised by its children, eggsacks usually succumb to cancer and being poisoned by co-workers.

Sam was a total eggsack, I'm glad he's dead.

by Bob January 27, 2004

foolk

gay kid named tyler

hehehe, tyler is a foolk

by bob January 30, 2004

my penus

the biggest thing in the world

damn. Joe has the biggest dick in the world

by bob January 31, 2004

boonar

A hugely versatile word that can be used in a multitude of situations. Most commonly used as a bastardization of the word Boner.

Eh, blud, I boonared her face till she bled from her ears.

I gave the monkey in the zoo a boonarnar.

She gave me the hugest boonar.

by Bob February 2, 2004

metz

To promote or otherwise install a COTS product that has almost no support and is a crappy product

I've got a metz to install this weekend. Wish me luck.

Who installed this crappy metz?

by bob February 2, 2004

scuffer

A derogatory term for Britains uneducated, peasant underclass. They are known for wearing "prison white" training shoes, "designer" labels, baseball caps, anything with a "Burberry" check (though often not the genuine article), drinking cheap spirits/wines on the street and from a bottle, when allowed inside a pub' they drink pints of lager until they cannot stand at which point they attempt to fight anybody within arms length. They also chain smoke, write in pigeon English, swear at least once every time they open their mouths, spit on the ground regardless of location and waste their lives away milling about shopping malls while complaining how unfair everything is.
Usually applied to males, an equivalent term for females is "kappaslappa."
It should also be noted that Scuffers themselves appear to believe that the word is a compliment and that petty theft and violent crimes are a game.

See those drunken scuffers brawl

by Bob February 4, 2004