b00zy's definitions

fukn

Shorthand for "fucking," pronounced as "fucken." Used primarily in IRC chatrooms or IM conversations.

"r u out of yr fukn mind!?"

"u rly r out of yr fukn mind!"

by b00zy September 22, 2005

lifebomb

A mind-blowing epiphany inspired by observations about the everyday experiences that we all have, usually offering some moral or lesson.

"...So the guy says to me, 'Who needs life insurance?'"
"Lifebomb!"

by b00zy May 24, 2006

BMP

Beta Male Provider. These are the guys who buy women all their drinks, shower them with compliments, drive them around, and are baffled when the females aren't sexually attracted to them. On the other hand, alpha males take care of the female's sexual needs.

Janet's BMP, Joe, keeps giving her flowers, taking her to movies, and is always telling her how intelligent and interesting she is to gain her approval. What Joe doesn't know is she really loves Jake, the bad boy jerk who fulfills all her sexual desires.

by b00zy July 2, 2006