elevator testicles

A condition in males in which one testicle is significantly higher than the other.

Mike's elevator testicles looked as if one testicle weighed ten pounds more than the other.

by b00zy September 25, 2005

scarf

(adj.) Being or characterized by the indie music look and scene. A typical person who is scarf will...
1- wear a scarf
2- wear a blazer jacket decorated with band pins

Like, oh my god, that grey blazer jacket is so totally scarf.

by b00zy October 08, 2005

BMP

Beta Male Provider. These are the guys who buy women all their drinks, shower them with compliments, drive them around, and are baffled when the females aren't sexually attracted to them. On the other hand, alpha males take care of the female's sexual needs.

Janet's BMP, Joe, keeps giving her flowers, taking her to movies, and is always telling her how intelligent and interesting she is to gain her approval. What Joe doesn't know is she really loves Jake, the bad boy jerk who fulfills all her sexual desires.

by b00zy July 02, 2006