Allister status 

A status where the person writes a philosophical entry about life, love or friendship. Often, the status is very general and its main aim is to create deep impact on the reader, or just for the likes.

Guy1: Hey man! Come read this!
Status: "Life isn't supposed to be easy. Sometimes you can give it all but it's not enough and it ends up just falling apart. But never give up. I'd rather have something worth fighting for than to watch it fall apart. Only through our bad experiences we become stronger."
Guy2: Oh, that's just another Allister status. Bullshitting away. Hoping people think they're deep and shit. Want to get a burger?

Allister status by Ashleigh9 February 16, 2013

Normal summon aleister

This term is typically used to establish communism. But it also means that whoever your playing yugioh with is not skilled and chose this deck because they suck at the game.

Dave: normal summon aleister?
David: why do you play this dogwater deck?
Dave: activate fusion destiny?

Normal summon aleister by Suckadeeznutzh0e January 26, 2022

Scarlet A Lister

Someone who's name shows up on the recently hacked list of registered users for married people looking for an affair.

"What's wrong with Dick? He seems really stressed. I saw him searching for apartments on his break."

"Yeah. His wife found his name on that hack list. "

"Ah. So we have another Scarlet A Lister on our team. That brings us up to three this week."

Scarlet A Lister by Cyber Barbie October 10, 2015