ayb's definitions

revolution

The act of attempting to new growth on a plant by chopping off all its branches.

Ever notice that a few decases after revolutions, the countries' economies go to Hell?

by AYB June 13, 2003

rhine

Some area in France where wine-producing grapes are grown.

The Rhine is also now discovered to be an important archaeological site, except that researchers will have to uproot a few vineyards to get what they need.

by AYB June 13, 2003

raven

A scavenger bird that feeds off dead animals or whatever edible garbage it finds.

The raven is perfectly adapted to city life because the abundance of trash and roadkill gives it less need to scavenge far and wide for food.

by AYB June 15, 2003

Adult Swim

A two to three-hour block on Cartoon Network that has yet to show an adult or mature cartoon.

Although the concept of Adult Swim is a fucking joke, some of the cartoons, such as Sealab and the Oblongs, are well crafted and chock full of humor.

by AYB June 16, 2003

marijuana

This plant is portrayed to be the most dangerous and evil plant ever made, yet there have never been any cases of people getting killed from smoking weed, and one is 5 times more likely to get addicted to tobacco than marijuanna.

Marijuanna is a great way to soothe your pain and depression when used in moderation.

by AYB June 17, 2003

Duct Tape

Americans were fooled by George W.Bush into buying it in case of some Iraqi chemical attack, which never happened, because Iraq already got rid of their WMDs by the time Bush decided to waste tax dollars by starting an illegal oil war.

Now, many Americans don't know what to do with all that duct tape they bought.

by AYB June 17, 2003

utopia

A theory of a perfect society that has been used by religious people to woo the masses, and by politicians to win more votes.

Utopia will never exist because humans are simply violent, jealous, warmongering animals with larger brains.

by AYB June 17, 2003