Definitions by ayb

Speedo 

What you DON'T want to see on men, fat women, and old women.

I can't even go to the gym anymore without seeing a bunch of Fatzillas wearing tight Speedos.

Speedo by AYB March 10, 2003

hard drive 

A computer's data-storage device.

I had to get a new hard drive for my computer because my old one was full.

hard drive by AYB March 10, 2003

computer 

A machine which calculates data and performs commands given to it by a person who uses it.

Computers are now a part of human society.

computer by AYB March 10, 2003

Scab 

What appears when a wound has closed up.

Don't pick your scabs or an ugly scar will appear on your skin.

Scab by AYB March 10, 2003

junk mail 

Unwanted mail. Includes product advertizements and pornography. Especially applies to Internet mail

I have to check my email account every day to clear it of junk mail.

junk mail by AYB March 10, 2003

internet 

Supposedly a medium for exchanging data and educational resources. Now it's just a place where you can find porn, warez, and drugs.

I'm gonna go surf the Internet today.

internet by AYB March 10, 2003

Truffle 

A species of mushroom which contains some edible varieties.

Truffle by AYB March 10, 2003