ayb's definitions

war on drugs

Wouldn't even survive a simple cost/benefit analysis. Besides, the LEGAL drugs (alcohol, tobacco, caffeine) are the ones that are being abused MORE than marijuana, LSD, or cocaine anyway.

The War on Drugs costs too much because we are putting otherwise innocent people in prison for even holding trace amounts of drugs which otherwise have no negative side effects if used properly. There is no significant benefit because the taxes just keep rising, the police system discriminates the poor, the prisons are always overcrowded, and drug use is STILL increasing.

by AYB October 22, 2003

Genesis

SEGA's last great console before they wasted their money on add-ons and mediocre-quality consoles like the SEGA CD and the SEGA 32X.

If SEGA followed similar marketing strategies and advertising efforts on one single console as they did on the Genesis before 1992, and not wasted so much money on poor product ideas, the company would still be making consoles today.

by AYB October 31, 2003

Amway

A cult that promotes its expensive products in order to convert potential followers.

I think i will work for Amway now that my house is chock full of useless Amway products that cost ten times as much as products I can buy at a local store.

by AYB April 6, 2003

Titanic

The ship that was claimed by engineers to be the Unsinkable until a mere iceberg turned that fucker into one of the most embarassing failures of he 20th century.

The movie was also shit.

by AYB April 21, 2003

trailer

A portable house that can be dragged by an ordinary truck. Mostly owned by poor white Americans. The buildings are cheap to manufacture, easy to set up, and so flimsy that winds greater than 30 miles per hour can easily topple them over. Trailers are easiest to spot in the southern United States and the American plainlands, particularly in the rural areas.

Common terms for trailers: Single-wide, Double wide, Triple wide(?)

I live in a very spacious double wide trailer by the creek. I had to buy that since the tornado took away my last one.

by AYB February 17, 2003

chihuahua

A wimpy, rat-like dog from Mexico. The former poster animal for Taco Bell.

Neighbor 1: Check out my new dog from the animal shelter.
Neighbor 2: That is not a dog. That's a fucking RAT!
Neighbor 1: It's called a chihuahua, dumbass.
Neighbor 2: Oh....I knew that.
Neighbor 1: Yeah right.

by AYB April 29, 2003

floppy disk

Still a popular (yet obsolete) storage medium, despite the predictions that people would stop using them by 1999.

The geeks and corporate fatasses who predict the floppy disk's demise fail to take into account that not many people have the cash to shell out for a USB drive or Zip drive or a CD-rewritable drive just yet.

by AYB July 30, 2003